What I Learned At Sexual Harassment Training Today

[matcom]

it is NOT OK to refer to a female co-worker as "bootylicious"

it was in the video. THAT is NOT OK!

get it?

SO STOP IT

[Moochy]

1. What if you work at a brothel?

Did they cover that?

[matcom]

3. sadly, no.

x(

[Moochy]

17. Darn (HBO:Cathouse tangent)

Actually your thread reminded me of HBO's Cathouse. That show made me want to pluck out my eyeballs with a melon baller for showing a freeper look-a-like in a three way with two hookers, one of whom was black, the other was a little person. (both equally exotic to the Hickster Von Freeper)
It was like a freeper nature video. :scared:

I have to admit I'm an atheist, I thought that show was a clear a signal as any of the end times. :)
In case anyone else saw it, I remind you of the scene to share in the repugnant horror of that moment.

[wtmusic]

2. So if her name is Whoohoo Bootylicious

be sure to refer to her as Ms. Bootylicious

[Dave Reynolds]

4. So much for my strip club DJ career.

Dammit.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. There's only one TRULY bootylicious woman in the world...

...and sorry, guys...she's SPOKEN for.



:evilgrin:

[matcom]

7. which one is bootylicious?

:shrug:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. The one on the right...

...THIS one.



"Why do birds, fall out of the sky,
Ev'ry time, you walk by...
Just like ME,
They long to BE,
CLOSE to youuuuuu..."

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

6. They actually used the word "bootylicious"?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[matcom]

9. yes.

video #1 of 12

[Initech]

13. So I take it it's not OK to have this movie playing on your laptop?

[LynneSin]

8. BTW, Matcom, here at DU you can refer to other posters as Bootylicious!

m'kay!

[matcom]

10. no. that is WRONG.

so is offering to rub the shoulders of other co-workers. the video

SAID SO!

[LynneSin]

16. But Matcom - we're not your co-workers

Skinner isn't going to force us to watch mandatory Sexual Harassment videos. As long as the other person is a willing participant - go forth and flirt

m'kay!

[BikeWriter]

12. This is no shit. At one such session a supervisor...

remarked to a fellow worker her "temperature indicators" were showing! I couldn't believe his stupidity.

[Initech]

15. What the hell is a "temperature indicator"?

[BikeWriter]

18. Her nipples.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

43. What if her nipples are exposed?

Unleas she's a stripper or a nude model I'd say that's inappropriate dress (or lack of dress) for a work eniviroment.

[BikeWriter]

45. She had on company coveralls, an undershirt, and no bra...

She was entirely within the dress code. He most likely would have been fired had she forced the issue.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

47. Lack of a bra would not be okay where I work

And I work a blue collar job.

[BikeWriter]

48. We were working in industry, and they provided the coveralls...

They did not provide bras nor jock straps and his remark about nipples was way out of line. Hell, it was a cold morning, my nipples were probably showing, too.

[matcom]

19. ahem...

BOOBIES!!

HELLOOOOOOOOOO :eyes:

[Initech]

33. I have honestly never heard the term "temperature indicators" before

At least used to describe boobies.

[sundog]

14. but is it ok to grope a coworker's ass?

:shrug:

[matcom]

20. i'm a little fuzzy on that one

i THINK so as long as you don't tell a 'dumb-blonde' joke, i THINK its ok

[sundog]

25. cool! grope, ok; dumb blonde joke - not ok

i'll follow your lead :thumbsup:

[fudge stripe cookays]

30. What do you know?

You like WIMPLES! :P

FSC

[sundog]

32. talk to the hand honey, talk to the hand

:P

[Orsino]

40. Then turn her around! n/t

[Moochy]

28. Can you help me understand what is this "grope" you speak of?

(wiggling butt)

[Sanity Claws]

21. What can you do and get away with?

Let's say if you're female and have the hots for a healthy male co-worker. Theoretically speaking, of course.

[matcom]

26. i think oral sex in the bathroom is probably ok

at least they didn't cover that in the video

[Sanity Claws]

35. Why the bathroom? Why not his office? Or an empty cubicle?

[jmm]

22. I love work place training videos.

I recently had to watch one that said giving someone a back rub is wrong even if both people consent. Then we had to watch a video about a fish market followed by a 15 minute speech about how they don't want us throwing stuff at each other in the office.

My favorite though would have to be the safety video I watched years ago featuring mimes. You just haven't lived until you've watched a mime fall off a ladder :sarcasm:.

[Moochy]

24. They throw stuff at eachother at fish markets..

at least the onces I've seen :)

Holy Flying Mackerel!

[ismnotwasm]

34. Oh god that one got out of Seattle?

Yuk.

[sendero]

23. How about something a bit less flattering..

.... like say, "chucklebutt"?

[matcom]

27. not covered. MUST be allowed

at least that is my guess

[fudge stripe cookays]

31. He he....

Sendero my friend, you have now been rechristened for the party!

:P
FSC

[sendero]

46. Will be fun...

... to meet you and some TX Duers :)

[DS1]

29. Actually, that's only half-true

If that hottie with the great ass is your boss, it's not sexual harrasment.

You can call her Bootylicious allll daaaay long

[OffWithTheirHeads]

36. You folks are kidding, right?

Do they actually subject you to this crap? Man, I'm glad I work in the construction industry where we can still show appreciation for a nice ass!

[matcom]

37. sorry friend. THAT isn't allowed

"ass" is not

ALLOWED

get it yet? :eyes:

[Elidor]

38. No one ever trained me in Sexual Harassment!

So, how do you do it?

[matcom]

39. well, now that i feel i am CERTIFIED....

let Uncle Matcom take you under his wing :hug:

[Ramsey]

41. I'm not a co-worker...

So?

:loveya:

[matcom]

42. honey, i will sexually HARASS you ANYTIME!!

:loveya:

[Ramsey]

52. That's my boy!

I sure as hell wouldn't want you too "reformed".

:loveya:

[miss_kitty]

44. Can you ask a coworker

"I'm on a 15 minute break. How 'bout a quickie in the supply closet?"

[carpetbagger]

49. I took my "Sexual Harassment Refresher Course" last month.

At least I didn't have to sit through the video this time around.

I did, however, watch a cool video which informed me that it's not ok to allow my subordinates to wash my car on company time, even if they want to.

[AntiCoup2K4]

50. Was your instructor the Sexual Harassment Panda?

Mr. Garrison: Okay, chlidren. Let's take our seats. We have something very important to discuss. Due to recent events around the country I've been instructed to teach you all about sexual harassment in school.
Kyle: About what?
Mr. Garrison: Now, does anybody know what sexual harassment means? Yes, Eric?
Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Mr. Garrison: …No, Eric! That's not what I'm talking about! The school board has sent over a special guest to teach us all about sexual harassment in schools. Please welcome Petey, the Sexual Harassment Panda.
Petey:
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Hi, boys and girls. (the class says nothing)
Mr. Garrison: Say "hi" to Sexual Harassment Panda!
The class: Hi, Sexual Harassment Panda.
Clyde: Hababah.
Petey: Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda
Kyle: (to Stan) This is freaking me out, dude.
Petey: And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda. Now, I'm going to pass out these booklets, and we're going to go through each and every sexual harassment law.
The class: Awgh!
Five hours later
Petey: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…"
Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here!
Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.
Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker.
Cartman: What did you call me?
Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker.
Cartman: (indignant) That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment!
Petey: Uh-oh.
Stan: What?
Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money.
Petey: That's right, he can.
Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker!
Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him!
Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda."

[Deja Q]

51. Oh, I thought you went so you could learn HOW to sexually harass. Whoops!

:spank:

Oooh, kinky!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Moderator]

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