I suppose I should thank bush and the oil guys

[Bluzmann57]

for the record high gas prices. See, I have gotten unbelievably soft and out of shape in recent years. Now with the record high gasoline prices, I can no longer to drive everywhere, so I walk. Of course, I can't walk to the grocery store much because I cannot afford a lot of food. So there may be a new, thinner me because of the record high gas prices. On second thought, no thanks to bush and the oil men. I can do it on my own.

[Deja Q]

1. Blame republicans.

They say they're family values, but their business values kinda puts the kybosh on family values...

Family values are people-centric. Not TV-centric.

Exterminate your television. Seriously.