What a difference a week makes...The Emperor's New Face

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"US President George W. Bush, seen here 13 August 2005, is 'very hopeful' that Iraqi political leaders will overcome disagreements and agree on a draft constitution, the White House said(AFP/File/Mandel Ngan)"



"President Bush is introduced by VFW Commander-in-Chief John Furgess before delivering his remarks at the Veterans of Foreign Wars' national convention in Salt Lake City, Monday, Aug. 22, 2005. Bush is taking a couple of days out of his vacation to deliver two speeches this week to reaffirm his plan to stay the course and not give up on peace and stability in Iraq. (AP Photo/Susan Walsh)"

[grannylib]

1. Well he DOES have to get on with his life, you know...he's had it SOOO

tough, who can blame him? After all, when you USED to look like a dashing young Ted Bundy... (even if you are responsible for WAY more deaths, you don't have to LOOK as ravaged as you've left others!!!)
So who can blame the Imbecile? Even if you're not a Hollywood liberal, everyone wants to look good, right??

It is better to look good than to think good, and he looks...

well, he looks like shit, and he thinks like shit, and what a little fuckhead he is...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Botox, perhaps?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. It's got to be...

...either that or the time he's spent "re-connecting with his Texas roots"...



:sarcasm:

:evilgrin:

[napi21]

4. I watched him on a few clips CNN had. Something was definitely wrong.

I kept looking and looking, and finally figured it out. I don't know about the Botox, but he had a very definitive hat band mark on his forehead! If you see any clips played on TV, take a close look. There's a mark just where a nice Stetson would fit.

Someone needs to give this guy some pointers about TV appearances.

First-Take the damn hat off a few hours before your appearance.

Second-Somebody needs to get some powder to put on that shiny forehead! I know these guys have makeup people. Are they on vacation too????

[Olney Blue]

6. No hat, no cattle?

:kick:

[Maddy McCall]

5. Botox. Definitely.

[Mnemosyne]

7. Bondo?! n/t

[Redstone]

8. Elmer's Ultralight Spackling Compound.

The stuff has the consistency of a slightly dry marshmallow. Works wonders.

Redstone

[BikeWriter]

9. Notice he doesn't have a VFW cap on?

That's because he was a deserter, not a combat veteran.

[RevCheesehead]

10. Subtle hair dye, too.

But look at the first picture - he's as grey as his momma. :evilgrin:

[dajoki]

12. his hair has been changing...

colors for the last 4 1/2 years.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. Maybe he is a decoy *

after all, he claimed that Saddam had them.

[uppityperson]

13. yup, body double

double the intellegence since there are 2 of them?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. No, the inverse square law applies in this case

so with two of them there is only 1/4th the IQ

[uppityperson]

15. Well, that explains it.