My daughters boyfriend is a bartender

[Lone_Star_Dem]

And he's hell bent on getting me drunk tonight.

She's moving to college tomorrow and he's trying to either make me pass out so he can be alone with my daughter, or he just wants me to put the photo albums away. :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. I hope you're drinking good stuff, and not yuppie scum shit cocktails

like poorly made cosmos (with triple sec and too much sweet) or other trendy abominations.

Is he a classic, real bartender? Or a "get me drunk" bartender?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

3. You know, I don't know what kind of bartender he is

I think he's classic right now, he's feeding me grey goose. :P

[evlbstrd]

2. It's about your daughter.

Stay strong. Outdrink him if you must, but, you must win this battle.
Actually, they'll probably get together anyway. I'm finally getting comfortable with my little girl suddenly being a grown woman.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

4. I'm suspicious you are correct

I shall not succumb to his evil plan.

Ack! They are breaking out some kind of drinking game.

[BikeWriter]

5. Oh shit, they're ganging up on you. Don't fall for any tricks!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. I haven't played drinking games in... I don't know how long.

I may be doomed!

[BikeWriter]

9. Whatever you do, don't let them do the counting!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

11. I'm safe

I made them switch to quarters and I'm kicking their butts!

[BikeWriter]

16. Good deal. :-)

[evlbstrd]

7. Throw the shots over your shoulder.

This takes practice and a steel nerve for tossing the free booze.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. But it's Grey Goose....

Isn't there a special place in hell for people who do that?

[evlbstrd]

10. It's a moral dilemma of the first order.

The Grey Goose, or the daughter.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

12. I tricked them into playing something I had an advantage at

Quarters!

They are putty in my hands now!

[evlbstrd]

14. Bwahaha!

A beautifully evil scheme! Brilliant!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

17. LOL!

Bless their little hearts!

I'm posting and playing and still kicking their little butts. The boyfriend is my main victim, he's not long for this world. :P

[evlbstrd]

19. Too bad you don't have one of these...

[Lone_Star_Dem]

21. That's cool!

That is extreme quarters!

[evlbstrd]

22. How's the game going?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

23. He's in control of the quarter

He's taking his moment of revenge now.

Watch for typing errors to begin at any moment. :crazy:

[evlbstrd]

24. Do you suspect a ringer?

A quarters sharp?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

25. It's down to just the two of us

My daughter has bowed out of the competition, wise choice.

If he make his next two shots I'm getting a blue stripe in my hair. :scared:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

26. He missed the second shot

No more crazy bets on my part, that was too close!

If I make four in a row he's bleaching his hair blonde.

[evlbstrd]

27. Chatter at him.

Like a catcher in a baseball game.

[miss_kitty]

13. I hope he doesn't pour like this guy:

:scared:

[evlbstrd]

15. He'd fail in any real bar.

Just sloppy.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

18. I just showed him this

He laughed and said they'd fire him in a heartbeat. I reminded him that twirling bottles was not allowed in my house anyway. :)

[evlbstrd]

20. An excellent rule.

Tipping them will do just fine, thank you.