Don't you HATE it when it's Moron day?

[HEyHEY]

I went to get some tea, the guy at the window told me (even though the speaker worked) to order at the window. So, everyone was doing this, two of these idiots in cars in front of me were using DEBIT to pay for a cup of coffee.
Now I get a call out of nowhere from some lady, "Can you put a bear warning out?"
Me: "Where?"
Moron: "(gives address) I saw it at eleven last night."

Now, I did't want to make an issue out of it, but if someone sees a bear I don't want to put a warning out 8 hours after it's been seen.
Not to mention, she should call the cops and THEY can tell me a warning is needed, instead of some anonymous person calling to tell me about how I'm supposed to put out a bear warning. YEESH

Met any Morons yet?

[underpants]

1. Since I've have quit smoking and drinking

I find all humans to be morons and expendable. :scared:

[HEyHEY]

2. Quit DRINKING, good god man!

[underpants]

4. Hold still dammit

[Hugin]

5. Remember Luke... USE THE FORCE!

If that doesn't work... Hold your breath and squeeze.

;)

[underpants]

6. BRAS

Breathe
Relax
Aim
Squeeze

I'm trained to kill.

[Hugin]

9. It would please Radical Cleric Robertson if you'd pump off three...

rounds in quick succession.

[HEyHEY]

7. Look slike I live in quito

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Good for you, UP.

I am sure little Josie Underpants appreciates the smoke free environment.

[HEyHEY]

8. I threw her a bone and mentioned it at 7:30

Now the lady calls back to tell me it was a bear and a cub, because I just said "bear warning" well there's no such thing as a "Bear and cub warning" so FUCK OFF LADY.

This is why I hate listeners.