It is a sad damned day when two friends, one a mod, call you a liar!

[Maddy McCall]

Just to prove that *I* cleaned my house all last night, here are photos of the pick-up, a full size Dodge Ram, loaded with only SOME of the junk I hauled out of my house last night.





Ha! Take THAT, Shari and Merh! And that's only HALF of the junk...the other's sitting in the house, waiting for me to get back from hauling off the FIRST load.

NOW who has a clean house? :rofl:

:loveya: :pals:

[Shell Beau]

1. Looks like you've been a cleaning machine!

[Maddy McCall]

4. And that load came out of my tiny 8'X10' office!

I went through EVERYTHING from the day I began my undergrad work, and sorted and cleaned. All night long.

Now I can actually turn around in my office.

I'm taking two office desks to Goodwill tomorrow. :bounce:

[Kire]

2. you can't prove it's only half the junk

without MORE PICTURES!

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

5. Are YOU calling me a liar, too?

The shame, the shame. Where's the mope smilie?

:hi:

[ProfessorGAC]

48. How Do We Even Know That's Your Truck & Your Junk?

Hmmmm? So, we just have to take on faith you have a clean house? Well, i don't think so!

Actually, my wife and i just went through a major "junk purge" in the last 5 weeks or so. So, i really empathize.
The Professor

[Maddy McCall]

49. It's my pop's truck. But that's my pile o' crap on the back of it.

I haven't thrown away any papers since my undergrad. nor since I've been teaching.

I couldn't even turn around in my office. It was pitiful.

:hi:

[ProfessorGAC]

50. We Had A "Dump & Run" Room

It's finally cleaned out. It was a little spare bedroom that was, "dump, run, close the door and ignore". There were clothes in there that my wife hasn't worn in 20 years! So, they're gone. I found videotapes i made in the early 80's on BETA!! (Yeah, Beta! So sue me.)

We could easily have filled several pickups, but we donated almost all the clothes that were still in good shape to charity.
The Professor

[Maddy McCall]

52. I haven't hit the closets yet.

MMjr. has outgrown most of his clothes, and I have some that I haven't worn in 8 or 10 years...so I'm going to donate those.

And then, I have an upstairs storage place, where I've put toys MMjr's outgrown, and old blankets, Christmas ornaments, and just general junk. Going to donate what I can and toss the rest.

But the office was the worst place. I didn't have any beta vids, but I did have an old black and white scanner that got tossed.

IT is SOOO nice to sit in my chair in my office and be able to scoot around. I actually have room for a couple of plants in there, now.

:D

[benburch]

3. Wow!

Want to come help with MY house? ;)

[Maddy McCall]

8. Hell no!

I'm ready to hire a DUer to go through my inbox. Takes 30 seconds to load, it's so cluttered.

That's my next job. :hi:

[DS1]

6. *cough* *ahem* *cough*

Mod status doesn't mean a damn thing towards integrity.

Keep that in mind at all times.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. DS1

I am wounded to the core.

:cry:

[DS1]

11. You're the same person you were before you elected to become

a mod. :-)

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Okay, just as long as you think I have

integrity before and while being a mod.

:hi:

[DS1]

17. I didn't state an opinion, you'll notice, just an observation that

mod status doesn't immediately send one to church in the morning, and soup kitchens at night ;-)

[southlandshari]

58. ROFL!

That is all I have to say about that!

:rofl:

[matcom]

19. he doesn't REALLY

he is just sucking up to you :P

[Midlodemocrat]

22. Should I ban him?

[matcom]

27. the retrobution would be unbearable

DS1 doesn't get mad .... he gets even :scared:

no, i am afraid he is now a member for life regardless of what he does.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. I heard about the getting even part.

Pretty scary. Good thing I lied about where I live.

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

and kill off the last source of your self-esteem

you don't have the guts :P

[Midlodemocrat]

30. LOL.

As long as you behave, there dude.

[Maddy McCall]

10. Don't I know it.

She called me a LIAR. A LIAR.

There ought to be some retribution from Skinner about that, don't you think?

Should I alert on her?

:D

[SOteric]

67. I hope to heck you're alluding to say....some now banned DUers

who may or may not have been two people and served terms as moderator, and NOT to anyone you might know well and claim to think is 'spiffy.'

[DS1]

71. I said...

that the status of moderator does not increase or decrease a person's integrity. :*

[BikeWriter]

85. Why do you hate America?

[sundog]

9. photoshop

:eyes:

[Maddy McCall]

13. Tell me how to photoshop a truckload of shit?

Tell me.

It's all real. Very real. My achin' back says so.

:hi: :loveya:

[sundog]

23. photoshop

it's obvious :P

[Midlodemocrat]

24. I feel for you, Maddy.

Last year we were doing some renovation and it was finally time to clean out the attic...you know dispose of owner's manuals for cars we haven't owned in twenty years, that sort of thing.

I filled three dumpsters. It was kind of embarrassing.

[Maddy McCall]

29. Sadly, that was just one of three storage areas I have in my house...

I'll be doing the other two after I take a nap.

:hi:

[LaurenG]

12. Humm

That top photo sure looks like it is of a body wrapped in plastic draped over the back there? What did you clean up...
:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

18. No bodies were taken in the cleaning of my office.

:hi:

[underpants]

14. With that many bodies you should drive deeper into the woods

Or so I hear

[Maddy McCall]

21. When the pizza guy first delivered to us out here, he said he...

thought he was going to the Batcave. Yeah, we live back in the woods...

but there is that deep well on the far back side. :evilgrin:

:D

[southlandshari]

84. Psssst. She did.

And I met her there with MY truck:










(the cleaning is just a cover story. shhhhhh. don't tell!)

:hide:

[havocmom]

16. MM, ever want to visit Montana? Would love to have you .

:evilgrin:
My basement could use your touch!

I swear Havocdad only wanted a wife so there would be somebody to go through all his pack-rat horde when he dies!

[Maddy McCall]

25. I am SUCH a pack rat.

It hurt last night, throwing out papers, notes, articles that I had worked on for the past six or seven years.

It really hurt. But I could throw someone else's stuff out with no problem. :D

[southlandshari]

20. Locking - thou shalt not insult the moderators

:P

[LaurenG]

26. really are you really? nt

[Maddy McCall]

28. A-HA!

Where's your fellow namecaller?

See...I was busy all night long. Ah, it feels so good having all that junk out of my house.

:hi: :hug:

[southlandshari]

42. Can you come to Alabama and clean my house, too?

But first you have to apologize for calling out mehr along with me - she is innocent. It was me alone who questioned the cleaning activities of friends - and you were just a victim of "guilty by association" with Ms. Jazz. She was the real target of my doubts!



;)

[Maddy McCall]

44. Excuses, excuses.

:hi:

:pals:

[merh]

32. Hmmmm, did I call you a liar - no don't think so - said Shari could

be right because I am an admitted sycophant and she is a mod! See this reply in that thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3900354&mesg_id=3902143

Also, I admitted to my shame for not having done the same (though I have thought about doing the same, which should count for something).

And now you publicly humiliate me :-(

I won't be able to show my smiley face for awhile. :hide:

[Maddy McCall]

33. Gosh! You don't even have the guts to admit it!

:hi: :loveya:

[merh]

38. I demand an independent review of my posts!

I deny calling you a liar - I simply tried to get on the mod's good side by saying she could be right. And now that I publicly admit to my manipulative ways and my obvious, yet sloppy, sycophant ways. You continue to call me out. :-(




( And if upon an independent review it is determined that I did impugn upon your honesty or Jimmy Jazz's honesty, I humbly apologize. :hug: :loveya: :pals: :hug: )

[Maddy McCall]

43. LMFAO!!!

HAHAHAHA! That graphic.



:rofl:

OK, I believe you. I shall re-channel my ire at shari. :D

:loveya: :pals:

[merh]

51. **sigh**

:hug: :loveya: :pals:









:pals: :loveya:

[Maddy McCall]

53. Those are the coolest!

I'll bookmark that site for future use. :D

:hug: :loveya:

Ok, it's time we get this GRITS group on the road. Let's bug shari until she writes a mission statement.

I know I'm a GRIT...I had biscuits and gravy for breakfast. Homemade. YUMMY! (With fried ham!) :P

[merh]

55. You and that damned ham!

:argh: Why do you insist in taunting me?




:hug: :loveya: http://www.smiliegenerator.com/

[Maddy McCall]

57. Because it's so fuuunnn!

:hug:

[merh]

63. By now it looks like this anyway!

:hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

87. "I shall re-channel my ire at shari"

Bring it on, Mississippi!

:evilgrin:

[NJCher]

34. Liar!

I don't think anyone called you a liar. Linky-Loo!!???


Cher

[Maddy McCall]

36. Here's the link to the Brutus-like betrayal by my friends.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3900354&mesg_id=3901894

[merh]

40. Yes, please provide us with an unbiased review of the posts.

I don't believe I called anyone a liar! I was just being nice to shari

[JimmyJazz]

35. That same mod called me a liar, too!

:cry: I cleaned! I swear I did. I don't have the pictures to prove it, but I have two kids who think I'm a meanypants for throwing away their toys :D I could post pictures of their sad little faces as evidence :shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

37. Ooooo. Yeah. Get them with really big tears running down their cheeks.

That ought to make the two accusers feel really bad.

:hi:

[merh]

41. I believe you JJ!

:hug: It must have been tough :-( those long faces. :cry:

:hug: :loveya:

[southlandshari]

59. Ok, missy - that one's going on your permanent record!

You liar! I never called you a liar!


:rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

60. "how did you do all that cleaning when you were on line with me?"

That's not calling me a liar???? It's calling me out to, if you must know! I think it should go on YOUR permanent record :P

[southlandshari]

64. Go ahead - alert on me - I dare ya!

I'll tell everyone about "us". Will have to be careful, though - don't want to turn this into a you-know-what thread!

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

65. I think I will "hit" alert!

HEY! You just made me break a DU rule! Shit. There goes my permanent record! :crazy:

You're updating it now, aren't you? I just know it.

[merh]

66. Wait a minute - she was on line with me too this weekend.

She had to suddenly go :freak: used that old worn out "go to the gym" excuse. Was that to go chat with you? Am I not good enough???? x(

:-(

[southlandshari]

68. BUSTED!

:rofl:

[merh]

69. Damn her!

Tosses me aside with that worn out excuse "I have to go to the gym!". :-(

southlandshari, does she love you more because you are a mod? You have to ask yourself, is it that power trip that attracts her to you on line???? :freak:

[southlandshari]

73. Oh crap.

And I thought she loved me for my Moon Pies. Sigh.

:cry:

[merh]

76. Don't cry -- she loves you for your moon pies

this means nothing to her!

I was the admitted sycophant! I am shamed! :-(

[southlandshari]

79. And you can find salvation for your transgressions here, my child:

:9

[merh]

80. If I read this, will I be forgiven?

Will I be saved??? x(

Edit - I don't like grits. :shrug:

[southlandshari]

82. Highly doubtful!

But damn, don't those grits look good?! I'm a little freaked out about the butter in the cross shape, but...DAMN, don't those grits look good?!

:D

[merh]

83. The butter cross is a little much!

And I suppose, if you like grits, those do look good. :shrug:

[southlandshari]

86. Shhhhhhhhhh.

;)

[merh]

77. Look see

I did some cleaning too!



:rofl:

[BR_Parkway]

39. It's been photoshopped - used to have a Bush sticker and ballots

loaded to go to the dump. what are you trying to pull?

[Maddy McCall]

45. Trust me. MMDad has NEVER had Bush stickers on his pick-up.

:hi:

[northzax]

46. why is there a human leg

sticking out of one of those bags? hmm?

[Maddy McCall]

47. Shhhh!

The freepers will call the law!

;-)

[hfojvt]

54. tsk, tsk, tsk

Americans are so wasteful. Was all of that really junk? Nothing could be recycled or taken to a 2nd hand store? You just threw out the gross national product of Bomevia.

[Maddy McCall]

56. Unless poor people want broken flower pots and broken scanners...

and unless the recycler has changed his policy and will now take spiral-bound notebooks and stapled papers, NO, none of it was recyclable...

However, if you'd like to come over and rip all of the pages out of the 100 or so notebooks, and if you'd like to bring a staple remover and take the staples out of over 1000 tests, then be my guest. Just let me know, and I'll set it all aside for you.

[hfojvt]

62. It's faster with scissors or one of those paper slicers

just cut off the corner with the staple and it's 98% recyclable. Blue books, however, would be another problem. Where do you live again? It's a long walk to Georgia from here.

[In_The_Wind]

61. Damn Sad ~ indeed!

way to go ... Maddy !

[merh]

70. None of it is true!

Maddy was trying to humilate me and grab all the attention for herself! :-( I don't know if I will ever get over the hurt. :cry:

My friend accused me of saying not nice things. :-(

[ronnykmarshall]

72. I LOVE doing the big ass 'use it or lose it' cleaning.

My step mom is a pack rat. She has a "junk room" which is so full of crap!

She keeps joking to me "one day this will ALLLLLLLL be yours!".

Thing of it is, she's in her mid 50's so she'll be around for a long time. Which means she has many years to buy more crap that I'll end up having to either sell or give to charity.

But I love that gal!

[fudge stripe cookays]

74. Been watching too much "Mission Organization" have we?

Congrats! I need to do this!

FSC

[Maddy McCall]

75. Well, I decided that either my ass is getting bigger or my office was...

getting smaller.

After cleaning out the office, I am sure now that both my ass is getting bigger and my office was entirely too junky.

:D :hi: :pals:

[fudge stripe cookays]

81. You too?

{{{checks ass}}}

Yup.
FSC

[Merrick]

78. Google Image Search

Just typed in 'Spring Cleaning' and there it was, front and center.

Liar.

[southlandshari]

88. Don't you love it when you really are physically ROFLYAO

and you post this little guy?

:rofl: