My new favorite product warning

[asthmaticeog]

"Caution: Filling will be hot."
































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HOT POCKETS.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. well, those things are like atomically hot

i mean, damn, i'm sure they've caused many tongue roasting...oweeee! x(

[WeRQ4U]

2. The warning should say: "Caution, this fucker has molten lava in it"

I've burned the roof of my mouth at LEAST 100 times on those things, and not to mention the burn scars on my chin from the strings of slag cheese that ALWAYS fall on my face.

[edbermac]

3. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball...

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

[Cathyclysmic]

4. You shouldn't be eating that crap, anyway

:P

[tigereye]

6. that is what I was going to say!

those things are loaded in many evil ways...

[Cathyclysmic]

10. Exactly!..that's why they get so hot!

:tinfoilhat:

[tigereye]

13. plus the fat content is off the chart

I read the back of one and never ate one again.

[Cathyclysmic]

14. It's extremely processed

and very far removed from actually being real food

[Initech]

16. I have a new rule - if I cant pronounce it, I dont eat it

Which is why I now read the backs of the packages before buying.

[terrya]

5. Dammit! There always has to be a catch!!

Hot Pockets are hot??

What the hell is this world coming to? Everything has to have some damn risk! :grr:

[WeRQ4U]

8. Fucking Lawyers................

:hi:

[RayOfHope]

7. I saw an ad for some sort of estrogen today

one of the warnings was 'you should not take if you have a uterus'.

Yes, I know some women have had hysterectomies, but the absurdity of the wording made me chuckle.

[skygazer]

9. Seen on a bottle of room deoderizer spray

"Reacts the same as lemon juice when sprayed in the eyes."

How many people do you know who spray lemon juice in their eyes?

[SuperWonk]

11. The old lemon juice mister...

Refreshing.

[asthmaticeog]

12. And I think the eyes react more strongly than the lemon juice, anyway.

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

15. I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is a "Hot Pocket?"

I tried "google images," but didn't see anything :shrug:

[Initech]

17. It's microwavable crap that somehow manages to pass for food.

[jmm]

19. Try "hot pocket"

mmm...sodium nitrate :9

[JimmyJazz]

21. That doesn't even LOOK appealing.

Blech. But, thanks for letting me know. I should have guessed it was something from the "processed food" group. :o

[redqueen]

18. hahahahahaha

Thanks for the laugh...

:loveya:

[ironflange]

20. Hot Pockets used to be a sponsor of Limpballs' TV show

That's one reason I won't buy them. Well, they don't sell them in Canada, but if they did, I wouldn't buy them. However, I didn't buy any during a recent visit to the US.