Everybody, do the "Hang Loose" now

[SpiralHawk]

Follow our national "leader" in the 5-week taxpayer-funded August vacation craze dance hit of 2005: the Hang Loose.

Many summers ago everyone was doing the Tighten Up. But Yankee preppy pResidential cheerleader Geroge W. Bush is Boldly Leading the way to Prudent Recreation by styling the hip new Slumper dance sensation, the Hang Loose.

All you gotta do is forget about the 1866 dead US soldiers and the lies that got them killed, and the burgeoning Profits of Oil Republicans reaping the Gas and Heating fuel bonanza, and Hang Loose at the Exclusive and Elite Republican Resort of your choice (although in your case, the bill will go on your charge card so you can be THOROUGHLY ASSESSED during your fothcoming BANKRUPTCY proceedings; sorry, Proles, your Hang Loose party will not be taxpayer funded, as it will be for the Hang Looser in Chief.

[SpiralHawk]

1. "We must all Hang Loose together

Or we will surely Hang Loose alone."

- Ben (Spiral Hawk) Franklin,
in an earlier incarnation at the signing of the
Declaration of Independence