For all DU he-man macho types...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

[LaurenG]

1. OMG lol

Yeah right. :rofl: :rofl: :scared:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Someone should send a roll to

Ahnold...

[sundog]

2. ow.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Nice smiley!

:D

[jody]

3. So! Rural macho men have always used green pine cones.

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Someone once told me that early American settlers would use corn cobs

:hurts:

[jody]

15. Early settlers? That practice may still continue. n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Sounds too painful

even if it does save trees!

[JimmyJazz]

35. Early settlers? How about - some of JJ's still living relatives!

I swear that's what they tell me :o

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. Ow!

[Zomby Woof]

4. At least it's OVER the roll!

Properly and all. :-)

I would like to say that this roll would bust some SERIOUS 'roids! :o :hurts:

[trof]

5. damnright

Under is just WRONG.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. LOL...Except this roll should be inverted...

so as not to scrape the tile when dispensing...
:beer:

[redqueen]

7. ahaahahahaha

and yay! over is the only way...

[flakey_foont]

8. yikes!

that is rougher than the proverbial cob!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. And it doesn't flush as well, either!

[flakey_foont]

16. guess I can throw away

the Preparation-H now

[nickgutierrez]

10. Ouch.

Just... ouch. That hurts just thinking about it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. It does!

I wonder what kind of person thought this up?

[nickgutierrez]

18. I have an idea

Maybe it was someone who accidentally ran one of these things over their finger while trying to grate cheese? That hurts, and I could see the potential link from there to "man, this would suck to be used as toilet paper", as far-fetched as it seems.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Could be...

My knuckles have been scraped many a time on them!

[Avalux]

17. Hi!

How are you? I never did tell you Chicago was a lot of fun! :hi:

[nickgutierrez]

21. Hey!

It was fun, wasn't it? :hi:

[evlbstrd]

22. Remember-

Wipe front to back.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. ...verrrry carefully!

[WCGreen]

24. Hell that's what regualr tp feels like

when you get on in years.....

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. I wonder if it comes in different scents

and with aloe?

[WCGreen]

32. I prefer the burning chili

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. LOL!

Picante Chipotle

[wildhorses]

25. TP for the tinman?

talk about your he-man macho types...if he only had a brain

[GoddessOfGuinness]

28. Only for people with

buns of steel.

[unhappycamper]

26. BRING IT ON!

N/T

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. Would you like that in the economical

double roll size?

[unhappycamper]

31. A manly-man answer:

Gimme a dozen.

[JimmyJazz]

30. What's so funny? You posted a picture of public restroom t.p!

I don't get it. :shrug:

























:P (that really is very funny)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. Except the sheets are waaaay bigger...

The public restroom stuff couldn't clean a rat's ass.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. kick for the nightowls...

:D