DU Elections are coming up - what office are you running for?

[LynneSin]

I'm running for Secretary of Tequila - please vote for me :hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Minister of Keepin' It Real

or some such thing :shrug:

[sniffa]

13. *snort*

:rofl:

"what happened to you china? you used to be cooL"

[bicentennial_baby]

14. hehe

:D

:loveya:

[meegbear]

2. Secretary of SPAM

Mmmmm ... SPAM.

[Zuni]

3. Minister of State Terror and Purging

as well as manager of the Children's Rec center

[bicentennial_baby]

5. oooh, excellent combo!

:D

:hi:

[Zuni]

7. I am a well rounded guy

If I had the time, I would like to get on the Board of Directors of the DU Puppy Mill

[bicentennial_baby]

9. Maybe I'll see you at a meeting

I'm also running for Vice-Chief of Songbird Extermination via Feline Aggression :D

[Zuni]

10. Great Job

I am proud to know such a noble endeavour is being undertaken :patriot:

:hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

11. It's patriotic like that, plus

I'm a wicked multitasker!! :bounce:

so good to see you up and about again!! :hi: :hug:

[Zuni]

26. Thank you

I am completely recovered from last week's mystery illness (probably gallstones)

I am glad to see you are back from vacation :pals:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

4. President of Dissent

[KG]

6. Drug Czar

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

[Fenris]

8. Commissar for Nuclear Arms and Scented Candles

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Purveyor of Procrastination.

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

16. Secretary of Slack

I'm even taking the Rev. Ivan Stang's correspondence course to prepare for it

[Allenberg]

15. Secretary of the Department of Secretaries Department Ministry

[sniffa]

17. minister of french bashing

or maybe gay/race-baiting.

[bicentennial_baby]

19. ....

:spray: coffee, meet monitor :P

[LynneSin]

22. You're not running for Secretary of White Male Power again?

:shrug:

[sniffa]

23. don't be siLLy

chief justice of the supreme court is aLready fiLLed.

[terrya]

18. Secretary of Ennui.

I just can't get myself enthused to campaign for it, though.

[fudge stripe cookays]

20. Undersecretary of Absentmindedness.

Since I've been doing that REALLY well lately.

FSC

[tjwmason]

21. Secretary of State for Cricket

I'd take all similat bat & ball games - but then progmom would try to kill me for banning soft-ball.

[Hawkeye-X]

24. The Ambassador of Cowbells.

Bring on dem cowbells!

[AngryAmish]

25. Heavyweight Champion of the World

[progmom]

29. sorry - John Coltrane already has that title

[bertha katzenengel]

27. Secretary of Feline Care and Excellence

Ginger says: Vote for my Bertha, or else!

[LynneSin]

30. Abbott wants to know if you're elected if you'll be a little more generous

with the cat treats. He felt the last person who held this office was pretty stingy.

[Zuni]

31. Sorry. I was holding out for the really good catnip flavored ones

I didn't want to waste taxpayer money on substandard cat treats

[LynneSin]

32. you took away the one thing that Abbott really loved

He now wants his litter box lined with your face

He's such a spiteful cat!

[Zuni]

38. I'll have to redouble my efforts to get his support in the Fall

I want his vote and his substantial financial backing :P

[bertha katzenengel]

34. Abbott would be AMAZED at what I spend per month on cat treats.

I can't reveal my Treats Budget at this time, but suffice to say that if elected I promise handsful of treats daily. ;)

[LynneSin]

35. I think you can guarentee Abbott's endorsement

:bounce:

Evita isn't very political - she just wants brushed everyday and then to be left alone

[bertha katzenengel]

37. Ah! Daily Brushings is a main plank in my platform!

:bounce:

[underpants]

28. Bikini Inspector

:bounce:

[tarkus]

33. Executioner of threads and commander of the S1W

PE is in full effect.

[ronnykmarshall]

36. The SUPREME Court of course!

[progmom]

39. Lounge Prophet

:hi:

[sakabatou]

40. Treasurer of the 8-Balls

[CaliforniaPeggy]

41. I'm running for Lounge Greeter.....

I'll be heartbroken if I don't get any votes....

:cry: :hi:

[Shell Beau]

42. I am running for the office that keeps "insensitive butt-heads in line"

Oh, does Skinner already have that office?

[JimmyJazz]

43. Secretary of the Interior (Decorator that is)

[LynneSin]

44. Thank goodness - the last Sec of Int sucked at fixing up the lounge...

...wait, that was MY old position.

I really did suck at it

[CrownPrinceBandar]

45. Office of token royalty.

[MN ChimpH8R]

46. Commissioner of Martinis

Stolichnaya, shaken, two olives stuffed with Gorgonzola cheese or else! :)