So, my nine year old daughter walks into a bar

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

...no, she'd better not.

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. ...and the police bring her home! n/t

[matcom]

2. ....and the only empty stool is one next to sniffa

:hide:

[mark11727]

3. What is this, some kind of joke...?

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. It's a copycat of my thread

That's the joke.

[tigereye]

5. CPD!

:spank:

(although she could just look at all the cool, weird things behind the bar) or the pinball machines. That's what kids generally do when confronted with a bar.

[Zuni]

6. with a Rabbi, a Catholic Priest and a Buddhist Monk

*rim shot

:hi:

[zbdent]

8. The bartender says

"What is this? Some kind of joke?"

:rimshot:

[zbdent]

7. Did you get an MRI and check her for

a concussion?

[Shell Beau]

9. You shouldn't use your daughter to buy your alcohol.

:P