I think that this guy's urine would eat through metal.

[Misunderestimator]

Don't you?

[Sugar Smack]

1. LOL!

Oh, god, I will never be the same!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

2. "Oh yeah, there is no doubt"

[Misunderestimator]

3. "..."

:rofl:

[xultar]

4. He is a She. Your urine analysis is on the mark regardless.

[Misunderestimator]

9. You're RIGHT!

:rofl:

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. "Definitely"

But, would he wear a thong that Rush pissed on?

[bicentennial_baby]

6. well yeah...duh

:rofl:

:loveya:

[Texasgal]

7. " this is a joke"

Read post numba 58! :P

[Wetzelbill]

8. I just woke up to a urine thread

Just my luck. :)

Coffee....need..coffee...

[bicentennial_baby]

10. There are many

they are legion :P

[Wetzelbill]

23. well I'm wide awake...

Who needs coffee when the aura of bi_baby will do the trick? :loveya:

And, I swear, I was only planning on flirting with this girl in one of my classes today, nothing more. I would never cheat on you. (and if you believe that BS....I have some ocean front property....)

No, really, good morning! How are you? :)

[Misunderestimator]

11. Only one urine thread?

[Not_Giving_Up]

12. Well, he just woke up

Give him time.

[Misunderestimator]

13. True... coffee would probably help too.

[Not_Giving_Up]

14. Of course, he should be warned

Don't drink the coffee and read the urine threads at the same time. There is a spew factor.

[Wetzelbill]

17. that did cross my mind too

:)

[Not_Giving_Up]

20. Hot coffee should not be a projectile

It just shouldn't.

[Wetzelbill]

19. I now see there are many

:)

[xultar]

24. Better a Thread than in your bed!

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

25. I haven't done that since I was 25

:)

[progmom]

15. "how old are you"

[Misunderestimator]

18. "12"

And :wtf: is that smilie doing?

[progmom]

21. "telling you to talk to the hand"

while it rolls its eyes.

what did you think it was doing?

[Misunderestimator]

26. Well, that's just dumb.

It looks like it's holding up a fist. :eyes:

[crispini]

16. OMG! Ya'll are TOO FUNNY this morning!

:rofl: This and the original 2-3 threads!!! :rofl:

[henslee]

22. And I'd defintely wait a few minutes to use the crapper if he just walked

out of the john.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Locking

Bodily function threads are against DU rules.

Thank you.