so... tell me something about DU that I did not know

[LSK]

What should I know?

[deutsey]

1. It's actually a CIA front operation

:evilgrin:

[The Night Owl]

6. Should we say hello to Agent Mike?

:rofl:

[LSK]

7. Karl Rove is that you?

;)

[deutsey]

16. Yes, but don't tell anyone.

D'oh! Did I just post that publicly?

[LSK]

17. nah, nobody reads DU

:crazy:

[deutsey]

20. Oh, I have some "special" friends over at Homeland Security

who just love keeping track of what you all have to say.

(Someone help me!!! I'm channeling Karl Rove! :puke:)

[crispini]

2. You can always start a flamewar by:

1) defending the DLC.
2) nagging the entire board about something (spelling, wearing tie-dyes)
3) Cats vs. birds

What else... there are a zillion.....

[LSK]

and I thought all flame wars started from tin foil hats

Thanks, didnt know that. :)

[Debi]

3. Has anyone told you about the blood sacrafice after 5,000 posts?

You usually don't find out about it until Skinner and Elad are at your door w/a knife and ropes (and the dark red DU garment of democracy):scared:

It only hurts for a little while and who needs THAT body part anyway :shrug:

[LSK]

5. uh oh, i better slow down my posting

[Debi]

8. It only hurts until you reach 10,000 posts

What's that...a week?

[LSK]

11. is that even possible in a week?? has anyone tried it?

Maybe someone wants to volunteer for the 10000 post week project. }(

[Debi]

13. Where's Matcom...he's never backed down from a challenge

:eyes:

[The Night Owl]

4. I bet you didn't know that DU has a half-life of 4.5 billion years.

[underpants]

9. The admins aren't going to send back your stool sample

at least they didn't send back mine.

[LSK]

12. damn, i was going to put it on the shelf when i got it back

[yewberry]

10. There are gangs!

Don't click on any thread that invites you to "come out to plaaayyaay!"

:scared:

[LynneSin]

14. This is the only known picture of all of the DU admin together

One year we'll raise enough during the fundraiser drive to by Elad a new tee-shirt

[LSK]

15. hey, the one on the right resembles a famous scientologist

[LynneSin]

18. That's why they can't afford a tee-shirt...

...the spend all their money on Scientology and getting their em-meters done!

[Debi]

19. Hey, Lynne, are you Clear yet?

:shrug: