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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 11:58 AM
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Amazingly simple home remedies
Edited on Wed Aug-24-05 11:58 AM by Bleachers7
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 12:16 PM
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1. If its leaking apply sillicon
if its in the sun, duct tape won't work - use baling wire.

Spider webs are all natural organic pest control, just act superior if anybody notices.

Making beds wastes time and is inefficient. Just close the door. Hell, throw the dishes in there along with the laundry if somebody "drops" by.
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