HEY! It's the OFFICIAL

[Texasgal]

SARACSM thread!!!!

:eyes:

:sarcasm:

Post your SARCASM here!

[benito]

1. I feel regular today

[Debi]

2. I don't know sarcasm from irony

should I be posting on this thread?

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Get out of here!!!!

And don't return until you can straigten up and fly right, young lady. :spank:

[Debi]

16. Does that mean going back to the eigth grade and figuring the whole scheme

out?

I sooo don't have time for that!

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. Okay, well, then there's ways around that. Like the LIBRARY.

God, some people will just think up any old excuse. :sarcasm: :ithink:

[Debi]

20. Is the library where you get libations?

:beer:

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. I don't know...I never kneaded one, I can reed and right well on my

own.

[Kathleen04]

4. Yeah, because we really need a sarcasm thread.

:eyes: :sarcasm:

[tarkus]

5. I am really enjoying posting on this thread.

And I have LOTS of respect for Texas.

[Texasgal]

9. SO am i!

And New England has the nicest winters.... don't they? :sarcasm:

[jdlh8894]

15. Texas

If whatever power took a hammer to West Virginia, it would be BIGGER than Texas!

[Misunderestimator]

6. What the hell is SARACSM anyway... Is it like SARALEE?

:sarcasm:

Edited to add... :D :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. It's like a word I can't use here because it will get the thread locked...

...only more painful, and no cuddling afterwards. :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

10. Locked?

Why... is it about bodily functions? :crazy:

[Texasgal]

11. Bodily functions?

Or chicken fried with cornflakes? :P

[Misunderestimator]

14. I hear that chicken fried in cornflakes will eat right through plastic!

:o

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. Only if it's an "adult" chicken...

for chickens of varying ages have different degrees of acidity you know.

[Misunderestimator]

25. At the grocery store... sometimes they put my chicken in plastic...

wonder what that means? :shrug:

[progmom]

29. as long as there are no urine-soaked thongs...

you should be ok. ;)

[Misunderestimator]

31. Yeah, that kind of "humorous" stuff never happens to me.

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

33. I attempted it once, and was not successful...

so I'll go back to melancholic stuff. :hi:

[progmom]

35. humor?

or putting urine-soaked thongs in plastic bags? (i hear that's impossible, btw. and funny!)

[Texasgal]

36. I heard it was your sister

Or someones sister.... who's sister? Oh hell, the story was a joke...right? :sarcasm:

:P

[progmom]

38. i have a sister?

i have learned so much in the lounge today. :sarcasm:

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. I guess all things are possible....

I try to stay away from thongs though....

[progmom]

40. did you ever see the maternity thongs?

those are the most humorous undergarments i have seen in my entire life. :rofl:

[Texasgal]

41. They have MATERNITY THONGS?

Whaaaaaaaa?

[progmom]

42. yes. talk about humorous.

they look like parachutes or something. :)

[Texasgal]

43. Okay...

Why would a pregnant lady want a THONG? I mean... are they really all that worried about panty lines?

[progmom]

44. i sure as hell wasn't.

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Yes. Without the plastic bags.

:P That was nuts, eh?

[LSK]

8. dont you mean irony?

:irony:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

13. I hate ironing.

[LSK]

18. i never iron

I just hang things or get things from the dryer really quick.

[kick-ass-bob]

23. I wish.

I have to iron freaking blue jeans, they stay in there so long.

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. Do what I do...waste water and run them through the wash again.

I added the waste water part so the conservation police don't come out in full force alongside the grammar police. :hi:

[LSK]

26. i do that sometimes too

So if Lake Michigan ever goes dry, its my fault!

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Okay, I'll take Lake Huron guilt then.

:hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

28. Can't. I have to rewash the stuff that has been sitting in the washer all

week.

:crazy:

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. We are kindred spirits kab...truly we are.

I've got a load to rewash right now. :hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

34. Will you remind me to get the towel load out this afternoon?

It's in the washer right now. Darks are in the dryer (the ones I washed twice!)

:rofl:

[ScreamingMeemie]

39. Sure...If you remind me to rebleach the whites that are bound to smell

mildewy! :hi: :bounce:

[El Fuego]

19. "You said that irony was the shackles of youth."

(from my favorite R.E.M. song)

[no name no slogan]

32. Yeah, right.

Like I would do that in a heartbeat.