The lyrics to"Ice Ice Baby" translated into Italian and back into English:

[RandomKoolzip]

I got this from a blog while trying to do research on the mysterious Y. Bhekhirst....It's Vanilla Ice's meisterwerk, only BETTER!


"Child Of The Ice Of The Ice"

Yo VIP, let's give them of soccer!

Child Of The Ice Of The Ice
Child Of The Ice Of The Ice

All the just arrest
To collaborate and to listen
The ice is behind with my invention brandnew
Something seizes me the ahold closely
Then I flow daily and nightly like a harpoon
It will never be arrested?
Yo -- I do not know
To extinguish the lights and I will emit light
To the cliff of end I a mic like one vandal
To illuminate in on one phase and to incerare chump like one a candle
Dance
Jolts bum the loudspeaker that grows
I am killing your brain like a toxic fungus
Mortal, when game one melodia of the stimulant
Something less than the better thing is a crime
Amarlo or lasciarlo
Improved the gain sense
Improved the eye of the blow Taurus
The kidskin does not play
If there were a problem
Yo, I will resolve it
To verify the hook while my DJ turns it

Ghiacciare The Vaniglia Of The Child Of The Ice (x 4)

Hour that the party is jumping
With it gleans it given of soccer within and the Vegas is the pumpin'
Quickly to the point, the point no to simulate
Cooking MC's appreciate one pound of filled with smoke bacon
To burn them if they are not expresses and nimble
I go crazy when I feel a cymbal
And a high hat with to souped on the time
They are on a seam and is time to go alone
Rollin' in mine 5.0
With mine ragtop down therefore my hats can jump
The girlies on the standby
Attended hardly to say hi
You have arrested yourselves?
Not -- I have guided hardly close
To conserve on pursuing to following
I have broken a left part of and head to the following block
That block was out of order
Yo -- therefore they are continued to the A1A tree-lined avenue beachfront.
The girls were warm carrying less than the bikini
Lovers of Rockman that guides Lambourghinis
'cause jealous outside I am obtaining mines
Shay with the meter and the vaniglia with the nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps that they are behaved sick because they are therefore full of eight spheres
The gunshots they have outside varied like one flange
I have seized mine nine --
All that felt to me was covers
Falling on fast the real concrete
Jumped in my automobile, blinked on the gas
Rejecting to rejecting the packed tree-lined avenue
I am trying to obtain via before the taken one of jackers
Police on the scene
You know that what I mean
They have passed in on, confronted all the fiends of the stimulant
If there were a problem
Yo, I will resolve it
To verify the hook while my DJ turns it

To take cause that of attention is a poet lyrical
Miami on the scene hardly in the case you did not know it
My city, that one has generated all the low sound
In order to churn and to give enough of soccer to the holes in the earth
To cause my style like one fallen chemical
Feasible rhymes that you can the vision and tact
Lead and formed
That is a hell of a concept
Glie we urge them the hype and to wish to make a step with this
The games of Shay on sbiad, slice like a ninja
To cut like one lamierina of shaver fastly therefore
The other opinion of DJ's, "cursed"
If my rhyme were a drug I would sell it from the gram
To maintain my composure when it is time to obtain liberations
Magnetized from the mic while dò of i soccer to mine spremuta
If there were a problem
Yo -- I will resolve!
To verify the hook while Deshay turns it.

Yoman -- we exit here!
Word to your base!

THANK YOU! GOOD NIGHT! WORD TO YOUR BASE!

Oh, and here's the blog. It's awesome.
http://www.rockoverlondon.com/eyes/jan2005.htm

[underpants]

1. Word to your base!

That is hilarious.

You should check out Bill Maher's "I'm Swiss" HBO special (Lounge thread about it). Maher translates rap lyrics into "White" but it isn't as funny as this.

Warped warped mind-I LOVE IT!

[RandomKoolzip]

3. I wish we could get Vanilla Ice to actually sing these words.

I mean, come on, Vanilla....you KNOW they're better than that stuff you came up with originally.

You kill my brain like a toxic fungus!

[RandomKoolzip]

2. BTW, this is the best line:

Jolts bum the loudspeaker that grows
I am killing your brain like a toxic fungus

[Maddy McCall]

5. LOL! I agree.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. It's like Dylan.

Except, like, better.

[gmoney]

21. Oddly, that is the original lyric.

The translators got that one right.

[northzax]

23. not quite

Dance go rush to the speaker that boom
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom I mean, I hear...

[gmoney]

26. Chill...

Ice was just playin... :scared:

[northzax]

27. there will be no deprecation of the Ice, baby, you hear?

that was some revolutionary shit, I tell you. Soon, he shall be recognized as the early genius he was, and returned to his rightful place in the pantheon of...oh christ, even I can't keep that going any longer...

and on a completely unrelated note...why do I know THREE g-money's (not including you, of course, or maybe it does...) what is it about people named greg that they go by g-money?

[gmoney]

28. Because Gregmoney sounds stupid...

...and when I say stupid, I don't mean stoopid fresh!

Actually, I think it's a rap term... G for gangsta, yo.

I just picked it more or less at random... never thought I'd still be here 2500 posts later. ;)

[sniffa]

4. They have passed in on, confronted all the fiends of the stimulant

:rofl:

[RandomKoolzip]

8. I'm getting that tattooed on my ass.

[RandomKoolzip]

10. And this part is as good as Shakespeare:

You have arrested yourselves?
Not -- I have guided hardly close
To conserve on pursuing to following
I have broken a left part of and head to the following block
That block was out of order
Yo -- therefore they are continued to the A1A tree-lined avenue beachfront.
The girls were warm carrying less than the bikini
Lovers of Rockman that guides Lambourghinis
'cause jealous outside I am obtaining mines
Shay with the meter and the vaniglia with the nine

[Justyce]

6. I will never be able to hear

this song again w/o singing 'child of the ice' -- too funny!

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Child of the Ice! Of the Ice!

Now THERE'S an earworm.

[KeepItReal]

11. "To verify the hook while my DJ turns it!!!"

Yeah!!

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Yeah! That's ghetto fabulous!

[Bassic]

12. Worst song ever, in all of it's forms.

[KeepItReal]

17. I dunno...it *was* a party-starter in its day

Also a fraternity step-show classic.

[Blue-Jay]

13. To illuminate in on one phase and to incerare chump like one a candle

hahahahahahahahaha!

[RandomKoolzip]

15. I love this line too:

If there were a problem
Yo -- I will resolve!


I almost pissed my pants reading this for the first time....

[Justyce]

16. I did this at babelfish

http://babelfish.altavista.com/ with Hotel California, to Spanish & back to English -- hilarious! Now I have something to occupy me when work is slow :)

[RandomKoolzip]

19. "Word to your lower surface!"

Holy shit...

I just translated the words in the OP into German, and back into English using Babelfish...Here we go:

"child of the ice of the ice"

Yo VIP, let it give us the football!

Child of the ice of the ice child of the ice of the ice

That whole fair stopping to co-operate and hear to the ice is after with my brand-new invention something seizes me ahold, near, who I flow daily and allabendlich like a harpoon, it never is then held? Yo -- I white to extinguish over the lights and I do not radiate to light to the cliff of end I mic like a Vandale to expose over inside on a phase and to Inc.-rare chunk as, candle a dance beatnik the loudspeaker, which kills me your brain like a poisonous mushroom-like mortal grows, if play one is somewhat smaller melodia the attraction means than the better thing Jolts, a crime Amarlo, or lasciarlo improved the profit direction improved the eye impact of the bull kidskin not,

if there were a problem Yo, I repairs it,
around which hook plays to examine,
during my DJ turns him Ghiacciare the Vaniglia of the Child of the ice (x is 4)

An hour, those the party with it picks it up inside given from the football jumps and the Vegas of filled pumpin ' fast to the point, does not estimate the point not, to cooking the MCs to simulate a zerstossen with smoke bacon to go in order to burn it, if they do not express are and speedily I go moved, if I believe, a basin and a high hat are also too on the time souped, which it on a seam and a time are, alleinrollin ' in my 5,0 with pit ragtop down therefore my hats those girlies on the support to jump to be able, those hardly ensured will, in order to say that you held on hello? -- I have hardly near conserve on on exercising to following me broke a left part of and precede led to the following block, which was block except Betriebyo -- therefore they are not continued to the A1A tree-drawn beachnear avenue. Girls were warm, smaller than bikini loving of Rockman carrying, which leads Lambourghinis a ' cause jealous exterior, I pits Shay with measuring instrument reach and vaniglia with nine, which for chunks on wall chunks ready are that it taken away ill are, because it therefore fully with eight ranges shots lie, which it exterior itself changed have, as a flange I mean nine seized -- this whole felt to me was the covers, which on fast the material falls concrete, which was jumped into my automobile, flashed on the gas rejecting for rejecting the packed tree-drawn avenue I tried, over to reach, before taken jackers of the police on the scene know you that which I means them led on inside confront all Unholden of the attraction means,

if there were a problem Yo I, repair it,
to through-vibrate in order to examine the hook, while my DJ turns it to the taking cause,

which is hardly the attention a poet lyrical Miami on the scene in the case you it my city did not know that one produced the whole low clay/tone, in order and for giving enough of the football to the drillings in the mass to cause to my kind like a pleased chemical feasible Reime that it the sight and Tact Line know and formed, which is a hell of a concept Glie, that, to wish we on it the exaggeration urge and a step with this the plays of Shay on sbiad, may disk as ninja to the cut to be formed lamierina the razor fastly therefore the other opinion of DJs to maintain "verflucht", if my Reim a drug were, which I would sell them from the gram, in order my version if it is time, releases to reach, which are magnetized by that mic during dò the i of football to pit spremuta,

if there were a problem Yo -- I repair!
The hook examine, while Deshay turns it.

Yoman -- we take out here! Word to your lower surface!

[Justyce]

22. Yo, I repairs it

LOLOL :rofl:

[LynzM]

18. That is surreal....

And, hysterical... :rofl: Sweet.

[RandomKoolzip]

20. It's better than "Stairway to Heaven."

[northzax]

24. best part is...

it actually makes more sense this way!

[RandomKoolzip]

25. I know!

"Stop, collaborate AND listen" never made sense to me as a command. And "I flow like a harpoon fdaily and nightly?" That'd have to be one long-ass harpoon.


I like this version a lot better.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

29. "The time of hammer stops!"

Can't Touch this from English to French then back to English. Care of Babelfish....

Cannot Touch This (x2)

Cannot touch this (OH-OH OH OH OH-OH-OH) (x2)

My-my-my-my music strikes me thus hard
marks I it word OH my lord
Thank you of the blessing me
with a spirit with rimer and two hyped of the feet
is smelled good when you know are in bottom
of the superb doping agent of a homeboy of Oaktown
and I am known as such and it is
a U of beat cannot touch
me said to you that homeboy cannot touch this
which is how we are livin
and you know cannot touch this

glance in that the man cannot touch this
you know let me burst fresh eruptions of lyric brilliant
the news and the trousers
obtained it to you likes that now you know want to be to thus dance
to move out of your seat
and to obtain a fly and to catch this beat
while it is the rollin ' taken on the pump a little
and me leave know it continues as that as that
cold on a mission thus follow leave behind
the end of support knows that you too are
and it is a group which U cannot touch
Yo I said to you that U cannot touch this
why holding you there U cannot touch this

this noise of the school of bells is in the sucker cannot touch this
elasticity I a song or the rate/rhythm
making the end of support sweated is which what I now give to the end of support
U know you when you speak about the hammer
U speak about an exposure it is hyped and the tight
singers are sweatin ' thus pass to them a rag
or a band to learn what it will be necessary
in the Nineties for the burn
for the hard work of legit of diagrams
or could as well stop
you which is word because you know cannot touch this

(OH-OH OH OH-OH-OH) (x2

the time of hammer stops

(OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH OH-OH) (x2)

go hand in hand
with the flow that it is known as if you cannot then move you with this
you are probably thus
undulate your hands in the bust of air
some movements run your fingers by your hair
it is him for a dance of gaining
with this and you will obtain a thinner
slide of movement your breeches
right during one minute leave us than does everything of the bump

You cannot touch

(OH-OH OH-OH-OH)

the time of hammer stops

each time you see me that the exaggeration right of the hammer
thus I am doping on the floor and magic on the mic maintaining
why I never cease doing this with others makin ' them records
travelled around the world of London to the compartment
it is hammer go hammer of Yo of hammer of MC of hammer
and the rest disappears and the play

cannot touch this (OH-OH OH OH OH-OH-OH) cannot touch this (OH-OH OH-OH-OH)
U cannot touch this

I said to you that U cannot touch this (OH-OH OH-OH-OH)
too exaggeration cannot touch this

obtain the outta here to me

U cannot touch this (the OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH)

[tjdee]

30. I said to you you cannot touch this!

This is soooo funny.
This thread has tears going down my cheeks, so funny.

Word to your lower surface!

[redqueen]

31. bwaaaahahahahahahaha

In order to churn and to give enough of soccer to the holes in the earth

WTF?

[Zuni]

32. now that is poetry

:D

[miss_kitty]

33. spremuta?

it doesn't rhyme.
just sayin'
and what the hell is 'spremuta?'