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The book is New Rules, Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
Here's a taste;
New Rule
When actors volunteer for war, take them. In a gesture of immense emptiness, Bruce Willis called President Bush and offered to go fight in Iraq. President Bush told him it was unlikely to happen, but they'd get back to him if they couldn't get Vin Diesel.
New Rule
George Bush must stop saying he owes all his success to Laura. George Bush owes all his success to his daddy, his daddy's friends, trust funds,legacy admissions, the National Guard, the Supreme Court, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, and AA.
New Rule
The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a “decaf grande half-soy, half-lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,” .....ooh, you're a huge asshole. Yeah, that's right. If you're this much of a control freak about coffee, you must be really unbearable when it comes to something important like…a Danish.
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