Does Hugh Hefner really need all of those girlfriends?

[Shell Beau]

I know most of it is for appearances. And he gives the girls a free place to stay, but as a woman, I just couldn't do that to myself.

[RPM]

1. perhaps

do you know what he does with them all?

[Shell Beau]

4. Nope, but I know he has a main girlfriend.

She is the one that shares a room with him.

[AtomicKitten]

71. Man.

That's a lot of breasteses.

[maveric]

2. He's almost 80 years old too!

[edbermac]

3. Reminds me of the Rodney Dangerfield joke...

Said he liked a threesome with 2 girls because if he fell asleep, they had each other to talk to...

[Shell Beau]

5. I remember that one!

[soothsayer]

6. Do those girls really need hugh hefner?

[Shell Beau]

7. I would say technically no. But he does provide them a

free place to stay in a kick ass house and some of them go to school, etc. Their job is to be his girlfriend. Kind of a glorified prostitute.

[Iris]

8. Do all Hugh Hefner's girlfriends have to be blond?

Just curious.

didn't they used to have redheaded and brunette bunnies back in the day?

[Shell Beau]

9. Yeah but now they are all peroxide blonde.

I love blonde hair, but when your tan, boobs, and hair is fake, well... They should just use a more subtle blonde, IMO.

[Iris]

10. Yeah. But I don't think subtlety is valued much in this case.

[Shell Beau]

14. You have a point!

[Pendrench]

13. I'm probably showing my age, but do you remember Barbi Benton?

She was a former Hefner girlfriend and a brunette.

Tim

[Iris]

18. Yes! And she had those ice-blue eyes, right?

Didn't she used to show up on Love Boat and Fantasy Island?

[Pendrench]

56. Yes indeed....you are correct! n/t

[bliss_eternal]

60. She's going to be making an appearance on the show...

Cracks me up because Barbi seems kind of annoyed by the girls. In the ads for it, Barbi is asking Hef,"Where did you find them?"

:rofl:

I always liked Barbi. She was one of Hef's classier girlfriends.

One of the Fembots pissed me off by saying, "I'm not threatened by her, she's too old for Hef!"

Excuse me, Miss. You too shall be Barbi's age one day. Let's hope you age as gracefully, with all the plastic you contain...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. He's just putting on a show.

Whether they do the jiggamajig with him or not is irrelevant.

Me, I find this kind of celebrity vapidity the lamest of the lame, whether it involves sex or not.

[Arugula Latte]

12. His friends have HUGH!!11!!, um ... smiles.

Except the one on the right. She's not smiling as much.

[Shell Beau]

15. The one with the tiara is his girlfriend. The real

one. The one he shares his bedroom with. The others have their own bedrooms.

[Hobarticus]

21. Oh, her parents must be SOOOO proud...

"Hey, Earl...just got the latest issue with yer daughter in it! HAW HAW!"

[Shell Beau]

23. I think my dad would have a heart attack!

[Hobarticus]

26. You wouldn't tell him you "never felt more beautiful, more feminine?"

That seems to be their mantra.

Lookit my hoochie. I am woman, hear me roar...

[Shell Beau]

28. That would probably piss my dad of even more.

If I ever did it, I wouldn't lie. I'd say I did it for the money. But I am far too modest to even think about showing the world my body.

[Hobarticus]

41. Post on DU, show the world your brain...

Now you're cookin' with gas!

[youthere]

46. LOL..you said "Hoochie"

[Hobarticus]

47. I did! With all due respect, of course.

:hi:

[grace0418]

30. The one with the tiara AND the biggest boobs.

I think I'd kill myself if that was the best I could do with my life.

[Hobarticus]

45. What, you never dreamed of being married to a man

who wears pajamas as formal wear?

[Iris]

49. I like you, Hobarticus!

:yourock:

[Hobarticus]

50. Back atcha, Iris!

:toast:

[Iris]

48. She's also the oldest.

[tallahasseedem]

62. Actually....

The one to Hugh's left is the oldest at 31. The one to the right is 25 and the one to the far left is 21. I know, I'm pathetic. I caught the show once and looked up their bios on E!'s site.

[Iris]

67. Right. She's the one with the tiara. She's the girlfriend.

Although, I must say, they're all quite sad if that's what they look like and they are under 35. I'd hate to see them in another 7 or 8 years.

[Hobarticus]

16. Kinda gross and sad, isn't it?

My wife was watching that 'Girlfriends' show, and I asked her to turn it. She asked why I wouldn't want to watch it, with Playmates on it, but watching women subjugate themselves to the status of furniture doesn't get my rocks off.

[Shell Beau]

19. Exactly! I feel the same way.

And to me (as a woman), I don't find woman who are so fake all over to be that attractive. I have no problem with plastic surgery. Whatever floats your boat, but when your chest looks like it has to basketballs sitting on it, well, that is gross to me.

[gmoney]

17. Yes...

One to "receive" him, and the other two move him back and forth...

[Shell Beau]

20. That leaves a pretty gross visual!

:spank:

[gmoney]

22. Well, face it...

Hugh in the sack in any way, shape or form is a pretty gross visual.

[Shell Beau]

24. That is what I meant!

But he's probably luckier than most guys. Maybe that is why he is still kicking!

[gmoney]

25. Look up "Lucky" in the dictionary...

...and you'd probably see a picture of Hugh Hefner.

[edbermac]

57. And his two sons as well...

Imagine inheriting all that...hot damn!

[Rising Phoenix]

27. he is having a blonde phase right now, thats what he says

[Shell Beau]

29. Makes sense. That is all I ever see around him.

[Rising Phoenix]

31. I wonder...

what happens to the girls when the blonde phase is over...

[Shell Beau]

33. Good question. Maybe they dye their hair?

:shrug:

[Rising Phoenix]

38. I guess...

[Iris]

51. I doubt he'll see another "red-head" or "brunette" phase.

He ain't gettin' any younger.

[SmokingJacket]

32. I'd do it, just to say I did it.

Plus... he's not totally uncute.

[Shell Beau]

34. Yeah, but he's totally old.

At least for me. I am 27, and he is far too old for me.

[SmokingJacket]

43. I'm ten years older than you...

and something weird happened to me about three years ago. Older men became more attractive than younger men.

I find most college students totally not attractive now. I was out jogging the other day, and 20 year old guy jogged past, and I thought, "Wow, he looks more like my (8yr old) son than like my husband!" Looking like one's child is a total turnoff.

So, I dunno, I wouldn't toss Hef out of bed for eating crackers... (though I admit, Johnny Depp is my ideal.)

[Hugin]

54. *crunching crackers*

Oh, is that so?

;)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

70. LOL!

Got any Cheez Whiz?

[Shell Beau]

73. That is more like it. I find older men attractive too, but

not 80. That is grandpa-ish. I wouldn't want to date a 20 year old either, but I would draw the line somewhere way before 80. That is just me though.

[Zuni]

35. It is just a mid-life crisis thing

[Shell Beau]

39. Oh wait... He's 80. I guess he could live to be 160.

It's not too far fetched! :P

[LoZoccolo]

36. No, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't have all them too.

He's worked hard to get where he's at. He had eight at one time if I remember correctly.

[Shell Beau]

37. Yeah, but I as a woman would hate it.

I don't think you could give me enough money for that. Sure it's great for Hugh!

[LoZoccolo]

44. Yeah, but then you could be a rich older woman some day...

...and have a bunch of kept young men, perhaps...I would think you worked hard for that too. People give each other stuff in relationships...sex, money...happens all the time in just about any relationship and I don't begrudge people getting what they want out of it.

Any woman who won't sleep with me is a prostitute, because she gives out sex in exchange for something I can't or won't provide her.

[liontamer]

52. ?

"Any woman who won't sleep with me is a prostitute, because she gives out sex in exchange for something I can't or won't provide her."

[LoZoccolo]

55. ?

"My cat's breath smells like catfood."

[liontamer]

63. well that's true, come sniff my cats

your comment however is bizarre and misogynistic

[LoZoccolo]

72. You'll notice I was just...

...generalizing the notion that Hugh's girlfriends are like prostitutes. This thread is meant to be somewhat humorous.

[NoPasaran]

40. Seeing that picture

I got a strange feeling that my tires may be overinflated.

[Shell Beau]

42. ha ha ha

[Kat45]

53. IIRC, he was singing the praises of Viagra several years ago.

And at 80, that doesn't surprise me. (And the company probably gives him a free supply.)

[6000eliot]

58. Sure it's dangerous

But I guess he thinks they're strong enough to take it.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

59. y'know i'm just not attracted to orange-skinned women

does that make me a bigot?

[Shell Beau]

74. No, I'm not too big of a fan of fake orange either.

A natural bronzed tan is pretty on some people, but that fake orange is just nasty.

[LTR]

61. Don't we all?

Just kidding.

Actually, I just recalled the time I heard about his admission that he experimented with bisexuality in the '70's.

[Shell Beau]

75. There's probably nothing he hasn't tried.

[qnr]

64. And couldn't he at least get good looking ones? n/t

[Heidi]

65. What business is it of ours? (nt)

[Shell Beau]

76. Well, when he makes a public spectacle

of it, he's putting it out there for us to see. So, therefore I feel I can make comments on it.

[applegrove]

66. Trust me. Nobody put a gun to the girl's heads. Plus Hugh is supposed

to be a great egg. You have to wonder about somebody who nobody ever speaks ill of over the years. I was most impressed when i heard that his clubs were the first fully integrated clubs in the USA (okay so they were sexist). Happy for integration. You have to wonder about somebody who nobody ever speaks ill of over the years. That is pretty rare.

[Shell Beau]

77. That is a good quality of course, but it may

also have something to do with business. He is a business man.

[applegrove]

79. And a celebrity. With strangers running through his house. And nobody

speaks ill of him. After 60 years.

[Shell Beau]

80. That is very true!

I guess he's a pretty likeable guy!

[WoodrowFan]

68. ugh

As a straight male let me say "UGH." fake, fake, fake, fake. yuck. ick, eww and NO WAY!

[MildyRules]

69. NO!

He should send two of them to me immediately!

[Shell Beau]

78. Ha ha! And welcome to DU!

:hi: