Let's spread this one around.

[texas1928]

[Kikosexy2]

1. Will do..

Roger that...but for the gay bars we encourage gay men to run naked with beer in hand and some butt slapping also for good measure--woo-hoo!

[Redstone]

2. That oughta work. And since I own the company, I can

actually make it happen.

Redstone













(Only because the company consists of me and Mrs R.)

[DS1]

6. Dude.

You're the DUer in black




You probably wouldn't have to ask ;-)

[Redstone]

19. That's a helluva nice compliment. Thanks. That picture

does show me in my element, yes? Though I like the one you modified even better:



Redstone

[Sequoia]

3. Wait, hold on, nekid women can run with beer too.

[DIKB]

4. YES !!!!

Even Better.

[texas1928]

26. I would not mind a few nekkid women chasing me.

That would be fun.

[Initech]

5. Doesnt this sound more like a freeper activity?

Reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy quote:

"All men right now in this audience are probably thinking the exact same thing - "I want a beer and I want to see something naked!"."

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. Well, why should the freepers be the only ones to have some fun?

C'mon! Us Dems should be having some fun, too!

:evilgrin:

[BeFree]

9. I got yer beer

Let's see something nekkid!

Hey there, California girl.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Hey there, my old buddy BeFree....

Not this chickie you don't! Believe me, I am NOT beautiful without my clothes...

They function as necessary camouflage!

:pals:

[BeFree]

14. "..old buddy..."

That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me in weeks! :blush:

Anyway, after a few beers, I have found, after close scientific investigations, no girl is not beautiful.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. My dear BeFree...

You are a sweetheart...:blush:

"No girl is not beautiful...."

Even with her clothes on? :evilgrin:

[Redstone]

22. That's a very astute observation. Kind of like in the old,

insensitive days, when we used to say "no good-looking women around? No problem! Just drink 'em pretty!"

But that was when we were young and dumb, of course.

Redstone

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

27. ... isn't that a matter of opinion?

I mean, beauty IS in the hole of the be-EYE er! :9

[Initech]

11. Did I ever say it was a bad thing?

How about some cervesa and some late night HBO? :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. ROFLMAO!

Boy, are you ever bad! :evilgrin: :spank:

[Initech]

18. They dont call me the "equal opportunity offender" for nothing!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[texas1928]

24. Well I would say that would be me most of the time.

but not always.

[Democrats_win]

8. Tell the freepers that Al Qaeda is against people jumping off high bridges

I know this thread was offered in good fun, but I don't know if its a good thing.

[Redstone]

21. Christ, there's always SOMEONE who doesn't want anyone else

to have a bit of fun. Lighten up, would you?

Redstone

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Since I don't drink, does that make me a terrorist?

[texas1928]

25. Well

We will have to keep an eye on you.

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

28. ... as the late, great, ms Goldman sed:

... "If I can't dance, I don't want to be a psrt of your revolution." :)

Now, a jug of singlemalt, a loaf on the love seat and... :evilgrin: :P

[khashka]

16. Hey, I'm there!

Naked girls and beer? Woohoo!

Only thing better would be naked men and vodka.

But this is a civic duty after all....

Khash.

[Redstone]

23. We must all make sacrifices in time of war, yes?

Redstone

[Applan]

17. Done

It didn't work too well though. Maybe because I work in an engineering office and women make up only about 2% of the population

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

29. ... munch all you want, we'll make more!

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

20. LMFAO

funny