DU loves hats - but which are their favorites? (pic heavy)

[asthmaticeog]

Poll question: DU loves hats - but which are their favorites? (pic heavy)

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8)
9)

[JimmyJazz]

1. You're really trying to figure out which of these to wear on your date

tonight, aren't you? I think the "lil Fire Chief" one is kinda saxy. I say "go for it, stud."

:P

[tigereye]

3. asth has a date?

I missed it. (I was out at the amusement park all day) and missed the details on people's social schedules!

I like the menorah hat, myself.

[JimmyJazz]

4. I dunno - I'm guessing here.

Why else would he be asking us to select a hat? :shrug:

I'm starting to think he's into the kinky stuff - you know?





:P

[tigereye]

5. ooops

just taking things literally, as usual... ;)

[asthmaticeog]

6. Oh, don't get me started on the "'Lil Fire Chief."

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

23. Ooh, baby - put that on and I'll let you ride

in this:

[PittLib]

56. I voted for that one ...

for the NYC fireman I recently met. Yeah, 4 alarm. So don't make fun! You have no idea what such things do to me. :evilgrin:

[Redneck Socialist]

2. Of those offered, I went with #6, but my personal fave is...

[progmom]

7. they all get me hot

:hi:

[asthmaticeog]

8. Rrrrrooooowwwwwrrrrr.

:hi:

[progmom]

9. you make me feel like a natural woman

:loveya:

[asthmaticeog]

11. Hey, it's all about you!

:yourock:

[bridgit]

10. damn good thing too...

:rofl:

[Fenris]

12. I love the puritanical nature of #8.

You know you're committed to a dogmatic religion when you're wearing a hat with a buckle on it.

I need one of those. And a tri-corner.

[asthmaticeog]

13. Puritan hats are cool,

but they're dilettante shit compared to one of these:

[Fenris]

14. Mitre, bitches. It's where it's at, and you can't have one.

What happens when you pimp a mitre?



Bling.

[bicentennial_baby]

15. ....

:rofl:

"You know you're committed to a dogmatic religion when you're wearing a hat with a buckle on it"

you're on quite a roll today! :D

[Fenris]

16. I know! What the Hell is up with that?

:D

[bicentennial_baby]

17. go with it!

:bounce:

if it's working for ya, stick with it! :thumbsup:

[jpgray]

18. The Chapeau of Shame

Oh wait, I don't see it up there. :blush:

[Fenris]

19. Whilst looking for one of those beanies with the pinwheel on top...

I came across this.

[jpgray]

20. I prefer Jesus Christ Classic, myself

:shrug:

[Fenris]

21. I agree. God shot himself in the foot with "New" Christ.

[jpgray]

24. Well, His choice of prophet should have been focus grouped

[Fenris]

25. Dammit! Now I want Jell-o Pudding Pops!

What Would Jesus Do...for Jell-o?

[jpgray]

29. I'm pretty sure Jello was the third temptation of the Devil

Either that or a ticket to immediate and total power, wherein bloody crusader swords would unite the world under Christ-based despotic rule. I think in the desert I would probably be more tempted by the Jello.

[Fenris]

31. In the Book of Revelation, a sword comes out of Jesus' Mouth.

That sword is made of Jello pudding. And it will slay the wicked.

[jpgray]

32. .

:rofl:

[arwalden]

42. The Fedora And The Pillbox Are Missing.

Those are two of my favorites.

[mongo]

22. Why the victorian physician of course

Although I prefer to call it my robber baron hat.

[Zuni]

26. anything related to monster trucks, sir

that is my style

[JimmyJazz]

27. Fix your damned sig line!

We can all see your image brackets :spank:

[Fenris]

28. SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jpgray]

30. Your HTML is showing

:blush:

[Cathyclysmic]

33. So many hats so little time...

somehow the bobbie hat is doing it for me tonight.

[asthmaticeog]

34. Hey, hey, hey...

Keep it to yourself about BtBM's bobbie hat, wouldja?

[BigMcLargehuge]

35. this one

[JimmyJazz]

37. 20,000 leagues under the sea?

You really do know the way to a girl's heart! :loveya:

[BigMcLargehuge]

38. Professor Aronax is my romantic mentor

[JimmyJazz]

39. You don't need a mentor!

Trust me :evilgrin:

[tigereye]

40. snort!

:rofl:

[Redstone]

36. I favor this kind:

Redstone

[Beware the Beast Man]

41. the fireman hats with the lights on top make me all squishy.

[asthmaticeog]

43. Howzabout battery-operated blinky visors?

Those are HOT. And nothing's more fun when you're out clubbing than having a 9-volt hugging your head - let's DAAAAANNNNNCE!

[Fenris]

44. Kick for those who missed it.

:kick:

:rofl:

[fudge stripe cookays]

45. You know....

an ex of mine had this really great flat black brim hat he used to wear onstage.

Every once in awhile, he'd announce a song (once he even dedicated one to me!), and when he did, he'd tip the hat to me and wink and raise his eyebrow, and it would make me all melty inside.

I think that was the first time I'd really felt GORGEOUS! That he was acknowledging me like that in front of everyone.

Aaaah memories..... :D
FSC

[Fenris]

46. I lost my virginity whilst wearing a jaunty beret.

It was a magical experience. She asked me to keep the hat on.

[Cathyclysmic]

50. ....

:o

[fudge stripe cookays]

51. Was that...

during your stint in mime school?

Didn't the white pancake makeup get all over everything?

FSC

[Fenris]

52. Well, we only pancake our hands and faces.

So there were a lot of white handprints on my body...

[asthmaticeog]

48. FSC, you ARE gorgeous, because you're beautiful inside AND out!

And I don't need a Wayne Hussey hat to know it! ;) :hug:

[fudge stripe cookays]

49. Awwwwww!

What a bud! Thanks for the compliment! :hug:

FSC

[bertha katzenengel]

47. I have to choose one of those? Where's a plain ol' baseball hat?

And no, #4, the "trucker hat," doesn't count. :hi:

[Wheezy]

53. Where's the tin-foil hat?

[RandomKoolzip]

54. .....Or you could just ignore threads you don't like.

[many a good man]

55. My hat

Some hats are shaped like Oklahoma
Some hats are shaped like the Zuider Zee
Some hats are small & dusty objects
Some hats look like me
Some hats are thinking caps,
unmindful of their dinghy flaps
Some hats are springboks,
startled by low-flying trucks
O-we-o-we-i
I don't want to know why

Some hats tumble & fly through the air
Some hats sit on foam heads & stare
O-we-o-we-i
Please don't ask me why
O-we-o-we-i
I don't want to know why

Writers:
Fier-Maimone-Ravenstine-Thomas-Thompson
© 1982 Bug Music / Warner / Complete Music
Lyrics by David Thomas

[eleny]

57. I searched for a picture of an asshat and found this. I had to share it

No offense intended - Just for yucks!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

58. Number 6 is how I always dress when posting to DU.

[donheld]

59. The Sorting Hat