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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 08:49 PM
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The funniest thing I have ever heard on the News.
Several months ago, I was on the stair machine and they were doing this "soldiers returning home" story.

They were talking about this guy from Ohio who was returning home from being in Iraq for a year and a half. It showed him meeting his 6 month old baby for the first time. That just struck me as hilarious for pretty obvious reasons. I hope that there was a leave somewhere in that time, or there was a little something that involved a freezer and a turkey baster. Otherwise, the guy is not very bright:D. I nearly fell off the machine I was giggling so hard. :evilgrin:
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 08:50 PM
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1. .
don't know whether to :rofl: or :cry:
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 08:52 PM
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2. LOL That's hilarious.
:rofl:

By the way, can you tell me about that quote you have in your sig line? I love it. It looks like song lyrics. If so, can you tell me the band and the song?
:)
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 08:54 PM
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4. "Masters of War" by Bob Dylan
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 09:48 PM
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6. Thanks! :-) n/t
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 08:53 PM
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3. teaches him to ask me to "take care of my wife " while he's in Iraq
:evilgrin:
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-24-05 08:55 PM
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5. .
:spank: :evilgrin:
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