Tom Cruise is BATSHIT CRAZY!

[Sannum]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Cruise, a devoted follower of the bizarre Church of Scientology, said: "I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases. "I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the glib, uninformed masses.

"I really would have preferred being a brain surgeon or a research scientist in this life."

Cruise, 43, told how he has known and loved his latest fiancee, Dawson's Creek star Katie Holmes, "many times in many lives before".

He said: "When I was languishing in prison before being sent to exile, she used to send me notes hidden inthe collar of her pug dog. She's my eternal soulmate."

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15892589&method=full&siteid=89488&headline=cruise-i-have-lived-before--name_page.html

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Perhaps he needs some of the

psychiatry that he knows so much about.

[Justitia]

2. Yeah, but he's a big dem contributor, so I refrain from beating up on him

http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/bystate_detail.php?city=LOS+ANGELES&st=CA&last=cruise&first=tom

[Fenris]

3. "When I was languishing in prison..."

Only in your completely heterosexual fantasies, Tom.

[Cha]

4. And what was Nicole Kidman to

him? Mimi Rogers?

[Gildor Inglorion]

10. Meat...peel & toss...disposable entertainment...

of course. Men are SUCH beasts, but Tom sure is h*o*t!
:crazy:

[yvr girl]

13. I keep wondering how they feel when he spouts, "I've never felt like this

before." Kind of a slap in the face. Really nice way to talk about his children's mother too.

[achtung_circus]

5. MOVED TO LATE BREAKING NEWS

Who knew?

[Theres-a]

14. Bingodulla knew,that's who.

The allknowing Bingodulla.

[Jamastiene]

6. It's definitely TinFoil Hat time. This guy has gone koo koo. n/t

[sendero]

7. I guess when you have that kind of cash...

... you can get the really good drugs :)

[neuvocat]

8. I had a brother who was in that.

They told him that he was a former Nazi SS officer who was hung in Nuremburg and that's why he didn't like to wear necklaces-because it was a reminder of the rope that got so tight around his neck.

[benito]

9. I was really a vampire

before I played one in the vampire movie, which I wrote 300 years ago.

yep - crazy.

[Theres-a]

16. Ironic,too.

[Dukkha]

11. Those weren't past lives you Idiot!

Those were movies you were in!

delusional much?

[bliss_eternal]

19. Hahahahahahahah!

What a loon...

:rofl:

[Flaxbee]

12. could he be making fun of himself?

is it possible? I read the rest of it... him saying Brooke Shields was Sigmund Freud's mistress or some bullshit. Sounds so totally ridiculous I have a hard time believing he's not making fun of himself.

and - "Bingodulla"??? - :wtf:

[neuvocat]

15. Maybe there's a relationship with "Dingoberra".

And together the two forms together to make the Grand Thetans.

:evilgrin:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

17. "Notes hiddden in the collar of a PUG DOG?"

[davidinalameda]

18. maybe we should just say a prayer for him

Dear Lord

Please make him shut up so he'll stop embarassing himself

Amen

[bliss_eternal]

20. p.s. please make him go away.

Amen

:evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

32. thank you

I forgot that part

[Orangepeel]

21. So is this publication like the Weekly World News?

I don't believe it. It's satire or bullshit. Cruise IS batshit crazy, but he's not THIS batshit crazy.

[flamingyouth]

22. Yes.

[LTR]

23. Sounds like the standard $cientology belief

These guys are hardcore into reincarnation.

Had a family member that flirted with $cientology. Said I wasn't reincarnated, that this is my first time on earth. Must explain all the mistakes I've made in life.

So, by all means gang, welcome me!

[Neshanic]

24. Tom to buy lot on Aphophis to construct home for serial wife of 2029

When the earth threatening asteroid passes close in 2029 Tom and his 17th wife, a 20 year old actress will be aboard a NASA probe and will move into new comfy digs on the south side of the rock.

[sakabatou]

25. I don't have anything against Scientologists

but it's from a fiction novel. FICTION!!

[crispini]

26. BINGODULLA?

:wtf: Are we sure this isn't made up? :wtf: That is weird even for TC.

[crispini]

27. It's satire, folks.

But oh, so very believable.

The source:
http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/07032005_tomday.shtml

[Sannum]

28. Who can tell the difference anymore with this nutjob

:P

[Kipepeo]

30. yes, very believable

does that mean satire is dead? I keep waiting for it....

[allalone]

29. Bingadulla?

I'm sorry, rotflmao

[Kipepeo]

31. bingadulla's got nothing

on Xenu.

[Shell Beau]

33. Holy moly, he's really lost it.

I knew he was kind of loony, but he's so far gone, it's scary. :scared:

[edbermac]

34. Tom Cruise was NOT gay in any of his previous lives!

I'm getting sick of this crap...:silly:

[terrya]

35. He didn't know Nicole Kidman and Mimi Rodgers in previous lives?

Boy, Nic and Mimi must be awfully hurt seeing that.

[imperialismispasse]

38. I think they might feel like they dodged a bullet.

At least they weren't with him during the 'lost his freakin mind' years.

[DS1]

36. Similar to the "Many lives, many masters" book

Written by some shrink, who put a woman in hypnosis over the span of a few years, and she would recall being different people in various times throughout humanity, and often with the same people around her just in different roles, and each time she died she'd return to the ether where her masters would ask her what she should learn the next time around, and send her back to be born.

[Divameow77]

37. I wonder how Katie's family feels

that nobody knows her like Tom does?

[patcox2]

39. Its bogus, satire, not true.

Here is the original publication, on an openly satirical website: http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/07032005_tomday.shtml

[Kire]

40. it's a fabrication, apparently

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2005-08-26/#celeb5

[NMMNG]

41. No wonder he and other Scientologists hate psychiatry so much

They don't want to be cured of their obvious psychoses.