Tom Cruise isn't the only one--In my past life I was an agrarian serf

[jpgray]

I died at thirty-two of dysentery or "evil spirits" as the proto-Scientologist apothecary called it. I gave her a perfectly healthy Suffolk ewe for that diagnosis, too. :grr:

[Dave Reynolds]

1. And did you get at least

a good bloodletting?

Next time, try Theodoric of York.

[jpgray]

3. That was when I had too much mead at the festival of the Vernal Equinox

[Theres-a]

2. I was aboard the Titanic.

Don't remember if I drowned or not.

[Fenris]

4. The Operating Thetans killed me off at 15.

I was having lots of fun under the Protectorship of the Duke of Northumberland until those damn Thetans murdered me. Such a posh life. I really regret leaving the throne to Lady Jane Grey though. Yikes. That didn't go well for her.

[jpgray]

5. Finally I can learn

Did she seem like a nine-day queen or a thirteen-day queen? :shrug:

[Fenris]

7. She seemed like a thirteen at the time.

Boy was I wrong.

[NNadir]

9. Ed! I didn't know Thetans got ya.

Did they do your Mom, Queen Jane in too, or was your Dad involved in her murder as with the other two of the other 5 wives?

[TlalocW]

6. I was Mozart

I know this because like Tom Cruise reading Shakespeare and realizing that's who he was in a former life, I remember hearing the Marriage of Figaro when I was in high school and getting a feeling of Deja Vu.

What I can't understand is why images of Bugs Bunny and other Warner Brothers cartoon characters beating each up in time to the music appeared in my head. I guess even Scientology can't explain every mystery.

TlalocW

[jpgray]

8. I was Wagner in a past life

But my libretto would have included: "Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit!"

:D

[Neshanic]

10. I knew Tom in my 5th life in 1640. He was bar wench in Plymouth...

and I owned the bar. He was ALWAYS late for his shift.

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. I was a lovely Provencial end table in 1820...

I was a frigidaire ice box who had a short career as a prop on The Honeymooners...
I was a couple of dozen squirrels (hawk, several cars, misstep on the high power lines, bb gun...)...
I was that guy, you know the one, did stuff and wore shirts...

And all that time Katie Holmes was really in love with me. Seriously.