Didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

So he went and changed his name to J3L2404?

I've got a MILLION of 'em! :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Bwuhahahahahaha!

Except that it costs more to go through the legal crap to change your name than it would cost for the personalized plates.

:P

[Robb]

2. 5...4...3...2...1... there it is!

... and Rabrrrrr has ruined another joke! :D

You're one of those people who says stuff like, "Man, this is the part where the Smurfs gets totally unrealistic...!" :silly:

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Sorry Mr. Dingbat!

it's the scientist in me...

[tridim]

3. Yaaah.. Dat's a good one Margie.

:D

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. Heh. Can't say as how I agree with your police work there, Lou!

:thumbsup:

[soleft]

6. So you were having sex with the little fella?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

7. Hey smoke a fuckin' peace pipe!

[soleft]

8. So I bet you think you're some kind of authority figure

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

9. Where is pancakes house?

:shrug:

[soleft]

10. The Radison, huh? Is it reasonable?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. I'm... I'm tryin' to cooperate here!

[soleft]

12. You were always such a super lady!

[tridim]

13. I got shot! I got shot in the fucking face!

I'm taking the Sierra.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

14. I just thought we could take care of it... right here in Brainerd.

[soleft]

15. With Jose Feliciano you got no complaints

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

17. You're a smooth smoothie.

[Richardo]

22. "I need unguent."

[Dave Reynolds]

16. You know, I want to be in compliance. nt

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

18. What do you think they do there at Mac-Donalds?

They're not eating cheeseburgers, I can assure you of that!

[tridim]

19. Two can play at that game, smart guy.

We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.

[soleft]

20. Yeah, that tru-coat they install that at the factory

[Richardo]

23. "Now you keep it down back there lady or I'm gonna have to, you know,

...shoot you."


My favorite Carl Showalter line. :)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

24. Yeah I liked how he was kinda figuring out what he was gonna say to her,

while he was saying it.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

25. OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting,

these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.

I'd be VERY surprised if our shooter was from Brainerd.

[Richardo]

26. "This execution-type deal."

:rofl:

That is one of my top ten movies for dialog.

[Richardo]

27. "I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. ...

...Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it."

"Total silence."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

21. I actually told this joke to a friend. They were scared and nervous,

and asked me to tell a joke (this was a hospital/medical setting). So I told this one, and then she said, "I don't get it."

Her husband then said, "This is why I don't bother to tell her jokes".