So, tonight is my last post on DU. Yes, I've gotten a TV show.

[Rabrrrrrr]

It's called "Let's hunt down and kill Thomas Kinkade". Yes, that's right, every week we let that cracker Christian fascist fuck loose to be cahsed down by yours truly until I corner him and put a shotgun in his mouth like a big black cock of death.

Next year, I'll be back with "Let's Hunt Down and Kill Jon Bon Jovi".

[Robb]

1. There's a simile you don't hear often.

Something something something "...like a big black cock of death."

vs.

[jpgray]

4. Unless you own Bill Hicks albums

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. I love you, Robb!

:loveya:

:yourock:

[patrice]

2. Yeah, you hunt him down and imprison him in

one of his own paintings, a different one each week, and we get to watch him starve, because his world is nothing but sugar.

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Can I be a guest hunter sometime?

I've always wanted to wield a big black cock of death.

Wait, that sounded bad, didn't it?

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. You can help hunt down Billy Joel in Season 3

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Locking.....3.... .2.... .1.............

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[enigmatic]

6. One of my favorite Bill Hicks routines

I miss him..

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Me, too.

On both your statements.

[Initech]

10. How about "Let's Hunt And Kill Pat Robertson"?

Which will be followed next season with "Let's Hunt And Kill Bill O'Reilly".

Bill Hicks rules!

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. Yes, yes!! Even better!! And way more topical!

Damn, I wish I had thought of that one, after htat asshole's call for the assassination of that guy in Venezuela. Damn!!!

[jobycom]

11. Man. Show some love. Show some peace. Take a nice, calm journey

Here's your road.

[flvegan]

12. "Big black cock of death." Hmmmm

I'm just sayin.

Wow.

[BigMcLargehuge]

13. Thomas Kinkaide... Cottage Porn

[FuzzySlippers]

15. Such rage!!! You need to step inside this beautiful church

and pray for peace.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. That's the church we finally kill him in!

While he's "preaching" about how America = God = republicanism = shitty art in the service of the state.

[FuzzySlippers]

17. Why do you hate America?

[ofrfxsk]

18. Oh but he works so hard painting all that crap for you

Each and every piece of shining poop.



Damn him! He won't even let me post his pic lest he lose money.
I severly hate him now.

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. He's just so very worried that a non-Christian website,

such as, for instance, a democrat website, or even something less heinous like a child-porn site, might steal some of his precious trademarked painted-with-light bandwidth.

The hypocrit artless fuckwad.

"Hey, America, here's another painting of swill! Now, go back to your FOX news and remember, we'll tell you what you should think. Here, eat some more Doritos!"

[DS1]

20. *chesire grin*

I was listening to Bill last night