Maybe you smart folks can help me out with this.

[Dave Reynolds]

I have read on "other" forums that we liberals do nothing but smoke dope, flip burgers, and sponge off our parents whilst smoking aforementioned dope in the basement.

But at the same time, we staff all universities in the nation with professors in order to warp young chickenhawk minds. All the while driving Volvo wagons.

How do we manage such feats?
:shrug: :P

[KitchenWitch]

1. Anti matter and parallel universe

[Dave Reynolds]

4. We're Sliders? Cool!

[Roland99]

I thought you meant we were greasy hamburgers

hmmm....White Castle is sounding pretty good.


Who else has the munchies?

:evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

7. I want some

chocolate donuts and Ruffles.

:hippie:

[notadmblnd]

24. Just having a bowl

of Trader Joe's Cornflakes.

[Robb]

2. Because we can drive with our private parts. n/t

:D

[Dave Reynolds]

5. You obviously are much more talented

than I, as mine won't even work the gas pedal...x(

[Writer]

3. Uhhh....

Who says that? Where are they, and when can I go beat them? :P

[Dave Reynolds]

9. Those bad bad people say it,

and they live way back deep in a closet.

I suggest a lighter and a can of Zippo fluid.

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. As long as the Kryptonite is kept in the lead box

We remain strong and prosper

[Dave Reynolds]

10. I forget, though...

was it the green Kryptonite or the red Kryptonite that was the problem?

Or was it the orange acid?

My short-term memory is shot to hell....

[Whoa_Nelly]

36. Yeah...had the same...um...

like the colors are just turnin' all paisley and shit! wow man....

[enigmatic]

8. Cloning

Thank Bukowski we control all the Mad Scientists, too:)

[Dave Reynolds]

11. I forgot about our foray

into the mad God-impersonating sciences.

Holy stem cell, Batman!

[ofrfxsk]

12. Easy answer

The majority of "us" are just working folks. I own my own small business. My neighbor is a manager at a retail store. My spouse is a programmer for corporate america. My mom is also. My closest friend is a cashier at our local grocery monopoly. We all work very hard. We don't have the luxuries the right thinks we do but we still have our voices.
I haven't smoked a joint in 12 years nor have I depended upon my parents for anything. I'm not a professor and I don't preach to the uninformed.
Will that shut them up? Doubt it.

[Dave Reynolds]

13. I'm starting to think

that nothing will shut them up.

But a boy can dream.....

[WeRQ4U]

14. The powerful combination of Magnets and El Nino

Can't be stopped.

[spacelady]

15. Ain't that the life, though? They are just jealous. n/t

[Porcupine]

16. Copy Machines!!! We just Xerox a new version of ourselves

and select "temporarily sober" on the menu.

[Dave Reynolds]

21. I can never fit

more than my ass on a copy machine...:evilgrin:

[Ptah]

17. Watermelon Cats

[Dave Reynolds]

19. Behold the power

of the eyes of the Watermelon Cats.

Bow down in fear, conservative dogs!

[Ptah]

23. And all the little watermelon fanciers

[notadmblnd]

18. I couldn't tell you

... I'm in the basement, hopped up on drugs.:rofl:

[Dave Reynolds]

20. And did you bring enough for all of us?

Hmmmmmmmm?

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over ta meeeeee...

[notadmblnd]

22. I'm willing to share

where is cement city?

[Dave Reynolds]

26. South of Jackson,

but north of hell.

Just.

[Ptah]

25. I saw a hoped up vibes player

when I was about eight years old.

On the Lawrence Welk show.

1957

That was one of the two times my father commented
on the proliferation of drugs in the music career field.

[LastKnight]

27. dig this...

we hold classes in a basement of a burger joint thats a front for drug running! thats it... and theirs a parking garage with space for our volvos.

maybe... man, maybe... like all the buildings on college and university campuses were the basement but the tops of the buildings got destroyed by all of our rising dopesmoke.

woah... trippy... man... :smoke:

[Dave Reynolds]

28. Holy smokes,

one more bong hit and I might be able to comprehend.....

[LastKnight]

29. you got your dope blessed?

ive never tried holy smokes... will you share? lol.

[Dave Reynolds]

31. Holy water in the bong,

heavenly..ahhhhh...

[hfojvt]

30. It's an either or

either we are elite or we are loosers. The right sez "all your middle class are belong to us!"

[Dave Reynolds]

32. And I forgot,

we own the media too..

[LastKnight]

33. then what about the whole thing about rednecks

vs CEOs. the vast majority of each being republican supporters.

ever notice how the middle class shrinks just as quick as the 'undecided voter' category does? lol. just an observation.

[hfojvt]

35. haven't you heard?

according to the Republicans, CEOs are middle class, or at least "working" class. I am not sure what happened to the undecided voters. The pollsters figured out how to make them decide or something. But Rednecks are usually working people, at least lower middle class.

[NMMNG]

34. They have it all backwards

The people in the "other" forums all live in their parents basements because their burger-flipping jobs don't allow them to afford their own places. When their mommies allow them to use the computers they go to their little forums and make up grandiose stories about how they terrorized youngsters half their age into taking off their anti-Bush t-shirts. Then the sycophants post photoshopped pictures of their dear one's head pasted onto the body of a real soldier in a flight suit, boarding an F16 that somehow is in front of the White House. It's enough to make a sane person puke. :puke:


They claim we are doing all of those things because they are engaging in what is known, in clinical terms, as "projection".