Give me an answer and I will give you a question

[Zuni]

:hi:

[Trigger Hippie]

1. Pistachios (n/t)

[Zuni]

4. "What is that in my underwear?"

[Fenris]

2. Christopher Hitchens' liver.

[Zuni]

6. "What should I serve with these fava beans and chiante?"

[progmom]

3. No! Never!! How could you even ASK that??

:grr:

[Zuni]

10. "Did you kill my sea monkeys, Progmom?"

[Shell Beau]

5. tub full of lard

:P

[Zuni]

12. Describe jerry Falwell

[More Than A Feeling]

7. The answer is Crawford, Texas! n/t

[Zuni]

14. Where do people go when they die?

[matcom]

8. Misunderestimator's baby.

[Zuni]

15. Who ate all the tacos?

[El Fuego]

9. Stonehenge

[Zuni]

17. Where did you hold the Druid festival last year?

[peekaloo]

11. duck billed platypus

[Zuni]

18. What is for breakfast?

[crispini]

13. Purple and green.

[Zuni]

19. What color did you dye your dog?

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Liquor? I hardly even know her!

[Zuni]

21. Can you say something funny?

[Richardo]

20. Sis Boom Bah.

[Zuni]

24. What did that howler monkey say to you?

[no name no slogan]

49. What's the sound an exploding sheep makes?

(Sorry Zuni, but this is my favorite Karnak joke of all time)

[Richardo]

51. Thank you, nnns...

That's what I was looking for. :):thumbsup:

[meegbear]

22. A gimp, a limp and a blimp

[Zuni]

25. who just walked into the bar?

[ret5hd]

23. 42

[Zuni]

27. number of dead animals stuffed in your living room?

[ret5hd]

29. no, you dummy...it's the answer to the meaning of life and...

everything...look it up.

(on edit: i should have known it was pointless to search for my personal guru on a message board)

[Zuni]

32. the internets are marvelous things

you will find a mentor soon, grasshopper

[XNASA]

26. A kumquat.

[Zuni]

28. What did that old lady wing at you again?

[Seabiscuit]

30. -459 degrees Farenheit

[Zuni]

31. What is absolute zero?

[emanymton]

33. Square Root Of One.

[Zuni]

40. what is your favorite square root?

[emanymton]

45. Can This Really Go On This Long? Good Luck.

[Ptah]

34. Square root of 6

[Zuni]

39. What is your favorite number?

[terrya]

35. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

[Zuni]

37. Who do you look up to?

[arwalden]

36. Fedora

[Zuni]

38. What is your creepy fetish?

[edbermac]

41. 54 million Bush voters.

[JimmyJazz]

42. error in sig line

[bridgit]

43. E

[woo me with science]

44. a strapping farm boy. nt

[hfojvt]

46. 42 n/t

[Debi]

47. It's not normally supposed to do that, maybe you should stay away from

chocolate and smutty magazines for a while

[In_The_Wind]

48. Dystopia

[Misunderestimator]

50. Blue spruce, pandas and "Blind Date"

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

52. A Destroyer Class Battleship filled with curly fries. (nt)