Some answers for you to question:

[merh]

1. Because I said so.

2. Life is never fair.

3. Love is the answer.

4. The stork brings them.

5. René of Anjou, King of Naples 1435-1480

6. Visible sunlight is white.

[ET Awful]

1. Questions . . .

1. How can you tell if I've said "so?"

2. What is the opposite of the phrase "Life is always fair?"

3. What is the last name of that freak Courtney that used to hook up with Kurt Cobain?

4. Where do stork eggs come from?

5. Who was King of Naples in 1447?

7. What color is visible sunlight?

[meegbear]

2. .

1. Why can't I go to the bathroom?

2. Why did Fluffy have to die like that?

3. Dude, what's the answer to number 7?

4. Where do french fries come from?

5. Who's your daddy?

6. Why shouldn't I trust the sun?

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. questions...

But I wanna! Why don't you ever let me do anything I want!?!

1. Because I said so.

Tommy took the quarter that Aunt Frida gave to me for cutting her grass! Why won't you make him give it back? It's not fair!

2. Life is never fair.

What are you doing with that slice of anchovy pizza stuffed down the front of your pants?

3. Love is the answer.

Where do stork droppings come from?

4. The stork brings them.

Who invented Naple syrup?

5. René of Anjou, King of Naples 1435-1480

What is this crunchy little thing I found at the bottom of my belly button?

6. Visible sunlight is white.

[Shell Beau]

4. Silly...

1. What did my dad say all of the time?
2. But that's not fair...
3. What is the answer for happiness?
4. Where did all these lice come from?
5. Name a ruler in the 1400's
6. Why do you squint in the sun?

[merh]

5. Questions

Why do I have to go to bed, take a bath, eat my vegetables, et cetera?
1. Because I said so.

Why do bad things happen to good people?
2. Life is never fair.

How do we solve the problems of the world?
3. Love is the answer.

Where do babies come from? (which we all know is bull - whatever happened to the cabbage patch?)
4. The stork brings them.

Who wrote the book of love?
5. René of Anjou, King of Naples 1435-1480

Why is snow white?
6. Visible sunlight is white.

[dutchdoctor]

6. W's questions to your answer

Unca Dick, why did we invade Iraq?
1. Because I said so.

What is your company's motto, mr Diebold?
2. Life is never fair.

What is this emotion in Cindy Sheehan that I fail to recognize?
3. Love is the answer.

Where did Saddam get his WMDs?
4. The stork brings them.

Who was the last ruler to have approval ratings as low as mine?
5. René of Anjou, King of Naples 1435-1480

Why is it pitch black inside the safe where we keep the evidence of torture in Abu Ghraib?
6. Visible sunlight is white.

[merh]

7. What wonderful questions!!!

Welcome to DU, dutchdoctor!!! :hi:

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