Cool women. Have any of you had a girlfriend this cool?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

I was going with this woman in the early 80's who was a part time model. Well we went over to see her uncle one day and the guy started to drink some, so we started to leave. He said something - ahem inappropriate - to her on the way out and she ignored it. Well right after he touched 'very inappropriately' also. So she turned around and with one punch knocked him flat on his ass. Never had a problem with him after that .......

She was cool.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


How about you?

[stellanoir]

1. I've had droves of girlfriends that cool

unfortunately for them, and the rest of humanity, they are far too often, generally hung up on bozo boyfriends.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. I was lucky I guess.

[leftofthedial]

3. never had a girlfriend that cool

I got married when I was 21 to a woman I met when I was 19, so I didn't have much opportunity to have cool girlfriends.

That's all changed now. I'm single again, so I will keep your story in mind as I set my new standards.

:thumbsup:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. My fiancee's that cool.

B-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. I love those women.

[Shell Beau]

5. If any guy ever touched me inappropriately, he

can expect me to punch him and knock him on his ass too! I had big mean brothers when I was little, I learned to be tough as nails, don't mess with me old nasty perverted men.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. That's cool.

[cfield]

6. my husband thinks I'm cool

but for reasons I probably shouldn't list here. }(

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. Welcome to DU!

[knowbody0]

7. proudly, my woman child

martial arts prepared her well!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. Women healing themselves through martial arts ......

[knowbody0]

27. fuckin A !

the benefits of this training far exceeded anything i'd hoped for.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

28. We don't hug teddy bears ..........

[NewJeffCT]

33. I joke about that with my wife

When our 2 1/2 year old daughter gets older, we hope she can visit China to experience the culture there & learn Chinese from my in-laws, etc.

However, I always tell my wife that I really want to send her to the Shaolin Temple so she can learn kung fu from the monks there.

but, good for your daughter.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

35. Just give her Martial Arts lessons. There are many instructors

here from Asia. I hear mant of them are better depending on which style. For example the hard styles such as Tae Kwon Do is actually better here than there. As far as Shaolin look around here first.

Just a suggestion.

[NewJeffCT]

38. I know, I was joking about the Shaolin Temple

though I'm sure it's a fraction of the cost of lessons here...

[knowbody0]

42. i recommend with all my heart you do.

she used to be very delicate and passive. (sitting alone at recess, etc) the transformation was beautiful to watch. her room is filled with medals from her matches.

[ohiosmith]

11. Not a girlfriend. My sister was hanging out in front of a diner in

Columbus when some jerk grabbed her ass. In a single motion she whirled around and hit him with a perfect right cross. It took his friend 5 minutes to wake him up.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. She's cool.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. I knocked my ex out cold with a punch the jaw the night I left him.

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

15. Whoa! I'm impressed!

Did you break a nail?

J/K.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Heh. Just a heart, but it's since been repaired.

:hi:

[SOteric]

17. I knocked a guy flat on his ass once,

for lying about a dear friend in a manner so as to screw up her life.

I'm not very big, so I suspect the shock of being hit was more responsible for his falling on his keester than the actual smack upside the head.

And for the record, I'm deeply ashamed of having resorted to physical violence and do not approve of this as a method of settling disputes.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. But you're still cool! I feel for you though!!

[DS1]

21. That's where you and I differ

I would've kicked him when he was down :D :*

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. Yeah and spit on him too.

[DS1]

23. Nah, that's too unclassy even for me

:D

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. Yeah maybe.

[GOPisEvil]

34. Wow, you've punched out exactly one more guy than I have.

;)

[mosin]

18. My wife

My wife can shoot five simultaneously launched clay targets out of mid-air with a semi-automatic 12 gauge shotgun before they reach the ground.

I think that's pretty cool. :thumbsup:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. Awesome!! Hey you're only two posts away from 1000!!

[mosin]

29. Thanks!

Only one away post now! I need to think of something cool for my 1000th post. :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

30. One more!! Start thinking! Maybe even a new thread.

[BikeWriter]

25. My ex drilled a wannabe rapist dead center with a .357.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. I'm stunned. Whoa!

[BikeWriter]

36. A terrible thing to happen, but a good lesson for would be rapist.

[NewJeffCT]

31. holy cow

that is amazing.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

32. She may be a 'girl' but she can still kick some ass.

[BikeWriter]

37. The guy made a fatal miscalculation.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

39. I notice the f word.

[BikeWriter]

41. Yep, and they were on a dock...

It knocked him into the Gulf when she shot him.

[BikeWriter]

40. She was a good back up in a fight.