What's your favorite non swearing insult?

[StaggerLee]

Mine is numbnuts. Gosh I don't know why I find it so funny but I do.

Especially if you say it a Christoper Walken style cadence.

"You, sir, are a numb NUTS."

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. freeper

[WCGreen]

2. that's my favorite one......

It implies that the person, usually male, is so fucking stupid even the little guy down there can't think straight

[movonne]

3. Are you on crack...

[WeRQ4U]

4. "Goon" or "Nutjob" n/t

[underpants]

5. What are you a hayfarmer?

This in no way is meant to offend hayfarmers

[calico1]

6. "Retodd." n/t

[spacelady]

44. is that like Todd squared? n/t

[swag]

7. You're a drink-soaked, former-Trotskyite popinjay,

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. Reminds me of the great line from the Monty Python sketch....

the "Argument Sketch"
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. "Nimrod"

as in "What a Nimrod"

Another fave is a sentence i must attribute to an old chatroom acquaintence of mine.....

"They have yet to invent the device that can measure how little i care about what you think"

[meatloaf]

9. ":15 minutes of sweat and you're all your parents could produce? It's

a cryin' shame"

[Bluerthanblue]

10. can't do it with letters, but

it is the 'hissssssssssssss' of a totally pissed of female cat.
complete with squinted eyes and showing the teeth.

We adopted one, and she taught our rather 'sheltered' kitties her worst word- it caught on. Now it's our families way of saying 'back off or you're gonna regret it'

buttmunch was the one it replaced.

[Trigger Hippie]

14. Hahahaha

I hiss too!!! I love to do it to people I barely know. It really freaks them out! :hi:

[maxpower]

11. Mother Scratcher

[stlsaxman]

42. Crumb Snatcher

[submerged99]

12. Sir, you are a thrice boiled, egg sucking scally wag

That's a popular one in my hood.

[lpbk2713]

15. Loser

Or, as usually seen at the FR website ..... "looser".

[Trigger Hippie]

16. And, of course, I love

calling people "poo head". It just feels right. :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

Roundhead....old one that I got from my father and his father before

him. Kind of prejudiced...if we still had a thing against Norwegians in this country. :hi:

[Lerkfish]

17. Cheese-nosed bifurcated sycophant

ok, I just made that up.

:)

[tridim]

18. Whoa.. You voted for BUSH?

[notadmblnd]

19. you people are freaks!

that my favorite saying. It all started one day in a small town where there was no coffee shop. I stood out in the parking lot of a Bob Evans restaurant and called the entire town freaks.

[cfield]

20. Po-po head

or smart ass (which I always get corrected on: "that's educated butt thank you")

[Jara sang]

21. I like "fuckwits"

[louis-t]

22. Uh, uh, uhhh, non-swearing!

[MissB]

23. Bless your heart.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. "You sir/madam have constipation of the brain and diarrhea of

the mouth"

[tjwmason]

25. A few sandwiches short of a picnic

Which can be amended to suit local circumstances as well - infinite flexibility.

[Floogeldy]

26. "YOU DUMB DUNCE!"

;)

[Initech]

27. My friends and I call each other "Biatch"

As in "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a biatch?"

[Heddi]

28. penis wrinkle to describe a particularly vile person

I don't know where I picked that up, but I've used that for a long time


"Lordy! The secretary at the nursing department is SUCH a penis-wrinkle! I hate having to deal with her!!"

[ProfessorGAC]

29. Idiot!

I say to myself when i do something wrong, i say it to the dog, i say it in traffic, i say it to the radio, the TV. Everyone is an idiot when i'm mad.

Of course, not you.
The Professor

[StaggerLee]

30. that word brings back memories of my early childhood

When If first started reading I picked up on my young uncle's copies of the Archie's gang comics. I think Jughead usually saw the most abuse but Archie always got his share.

I first started pronouncing it as Iodot instead of Idiot. Weird actually because I was never ever diagnosed with any learning disability.

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. I like this one. "You are ill-mannered and rude." Then walk away.

[trof]

32. twit

[In_The_Wind]

33. bless your heart

[billyskank]

34. Smeghead!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

35. Bonehead (nt)

[Taverner]

36. Futhermucker

[RiffRandell]

37. Douche. n/t

[shanti]

38. egg suckin dog, pissant

really, there are several :evilgrin:

[spacelady]

39. Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.

[BamaGirl]

40. Well, bless your heart

said with my slowest drawl of course lol. ;)

[stlsaxman]

41. Always liked "Ya big dummy!"

for friendly insults.

[madinmaryland]

43. Butt-munch!

[BikeWriter]

45. Sit and spin!

[stlsaxman]

46. Don't go away mad.

[Terran]

47. "Cretin!"

Spoken with either an English or French accent, preferably.

[lildreamer316]

48. Warning: nastiness here

Cum-sucking gutter slut.

(well; there aren't any cuss words; now are there?)

[delen]

49. Republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or WANKER ,but that might be swearing, never been sure

[LSK]

50. "Moran"

[burythehatchet]

51. BUGGA!

An Aussie buddy once screamed this after missing a 2 foot putt on the previous hole. He screamed it in the middle of his partner's backswing. Most unforgettable use of BUGGA! ever.

[flamingyouth]

52. Jackhat.

Credit to Fenris.

[StaggerLee]

53. Is that a variation of Ass Hat?

I like it regardless!

:)

[flamingyouth]

60. I think it's a mix of jackass and asshat.

:)

[Parche]

54. insult

NIFNOD

[TransitJohn]

55. Greenie.

It's a slur against Coloradans....or any fancy citified folks.

[Jade Fox]

56. "Thy countenance doth set my hounds to howling."

It's not Shakespeare. But it SHOULD be!

[joneschick]

57. Hast thou never an eye in thy head?

ahhh, the Shakespearean insult generator
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

[Jade Fox]

59. good to know!

Shakespeare is so useful.

[hippywife]

58. Buttmuffin!

It just came out one day when I wanted to swear at another driver but couldn't because I had my then very young little nephew in the car with me.

[StaggerLee]

61. lol I've heard of buttnugget but not buttmuffin

The things we come up with when we have to think on our feet!

:)

[William Bloode]

62. Mine is earlobe,

Because an asshole has a purpose. ;)

[greekspeak]

63. Schmegeggie

Did I spell that right?