For no reason, and no segue worth a s*it, I just wanna dis Oprah

[KamaAina]

I mean, come on! O-ver-ra-ted! Besides she just bought a huge chunk of land in Hana, one of the few remaining undeveloped areas of Maui, and now other celebs are following her in there like so many lemmings.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. She has no right to buy in Hana

Hana is for kama'aina; people who will respect the land and the traditions, people who will preserve it and use it wisely.

She not only normally makes me sick, but that she would, in all her pretentious shitness, buy holy land, makes me almost homocidal.

She has absolutely no right to be on the 'aina at all, let alone own it.

Fuck her.

If I were the governor, I'd say "We're sorry, but you're money is not welcome here".

[Sanity Claws]

2. Don't dis Oprah

She is actually one of the nicest people you can imagine. She's very charitable and really does try to inspire other people to be their best.
She is popular for some very good reasons.
Go dis someone like Britney Spears.