Laura MUST USE BRECK SHAMPOO! or else she has the Best Wig in the

[KoKo]

business. I watched her get off AF-1 and her shining silky perfectly colored to the exact shade for her personality and age (where those pesky grey's just have a habit of taking over) seemed to make her seem at least 20 years younger than her true age.

Hey..whatever Laura is doing...I want it TOO! I'm not trashing her..but she looks better and better every time I see her lately with the Chimp.

What's she eating? What does she use on her HAIR. She has SHINES like only John Edwards had..when he was called the "Breck Boy."

GIVE ME THEIR SHAMPOO, FGS! My OWN HAIR ...used to SHINE like theirs..until I started buying Salon Crap. :shrug:

What's their Secret...What do Laura and Edwards do to get that magnificent "BRECK GIRL LOOK!"

[Sanity Claws]

1. Expensive hairdressers

You and I take care of our own hair, in addition to doing everything else we have to do. Laura gets her hair done. She's a lady of leisure.

[KoKo]

3. I dunno...once a year I check out the best hairdressers in my area when

I'm feeling low..and need a lift and my hair just is totally outta control...and I NEVER get "that look." No matter what I pay for my "once a year" exaspertion.

I only do it once a year because to afford the "TOP's," one needs to save up as a Dem...but I go in their "bold as brass...and ask them to "give me the works."

I don't end up looking like Laura or John Kerry. Even though they wax and goop my hair and turn the blow dryer up to the "MAX SETTING" supposedly to "seal in all the crap they've put on my hair during the lengthy shampoo massage."

I still don't get it. Even when I buy the products they tell me they used on my hair...at home..I don't get that "SHINY THING" the "Tossed in the Wind" but still "FLEXIBLE" thing.

What ARE THEY USING? Why don't "I" have access to "IT?" :-(

[Sanity Claws]

4. I also get frustrated with my hair

Perhaps the texture of your hair prevents you from having that look.
I have that problem - my hair is thick, coarse, and wavy so I really can't tame it.
However, when I indulge and get my hair done, they are able to make my hair look so much nicer than I could ever.

[KoKo]

7. true...and it looks good for a few days and the products they sold you

never really do what the Salon could do...and you seal it up in baggies hoping it will bury long away in the "land fill." Long enough that no one to close down the line has to deal with the residue? :shrug:

And next year..you are back again...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. see, there's your problem... once a year...

they do it once a day

[opihimoimoi]

2. Phylis Shaftly also wears a brown wig that doesn't hide the turkey neck

Damn, I thought that old girl died a lon time ago....

[LiberalFighter]

5. Are you sure she drinks that stuff??

:eyes:

[KoKo]

6. She must be drinking "Veggie VitaMINS that I don't have access to.

Otherwise it's those taco's and beans her hubbie makes her eat.

I guess one get's used to the "gas" ommitted from that diet..but if it makes one's hair shine, shine, shine.....:shrug:

[DELUSIONAL]

8. one easy cheap trick a friend taught me

do your final rinse with COLD water.

Also use Neutrogena (sp?) shampoo every 4th time -- because the fancy shampoos really do dull your hair.

I have shiny hair --

[KoKo]

11. I used to use vinegar as a rinse...but if you use color rinse on your hair

it washes it all out..if one is a female. Also used the cold water thingy and it did work ...way back. Mayby it's also the "water" where one lives. The shampoo's don't work the way they used to. Maybe Laura had a "water softener installed at the WH...along with the New Chef and Poisened Food tasters. :D

Whatever...cold water rinse...vinegar...whatever...my hair doesn't look like hers...I want her hair or her wig. :D...Getting selfish. I think the Bushies need to give something back to me for MY TAX DOLLARS I've given them to jaunt all over on. ...

[DELUSIONAL]

13. She probably is wearing a wig

After watching Lord of the Rings -- Return of the King -- AGAIN -- and the commentary (again)-- All the actors were wearing wigs -- and many really looked better in their wigs.

The hair was real-- from Russia. The Russian women were selling their hair to be able to buy food.

It wouldn't surprise me if she were wearing a wig.

Because she should have lots of gray hair -- with those twins and that dumb fuck of a husband -- she should be all gray.

Anyway I have blond hair -- and we have a water softener (have to -- the water is undrinkable otherwise).

Hummm . . . I'll have to try the vinegar.

Someone posted the link below today -- an organize yourself website -- but it also has a whole lot of cheap home cleaning formulas -- vinegar was one of the prime ingredients.

http://www.organizedhome.com/content-8.html

[DS1]

9. Maybe just getting fucked by a servant while Bush rides around

on his trike.

[KoKo]

12. TRUE....the imagery of that....well...ROFL

:D