DU Gutterminds, Check in!

[KitchenWitch]

:evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

1. Moi?

Gutter is to chaste a term for my mind...:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. I can't wait to post before this gets locked.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. This is weird. Where is everyone?

[KitchenWitch]

6. You said the L word

and people got scared x(

[Dave Reynolds]

10. I ain't skeerd

of no lock!

I may just have to start an impoliteness thread to prove it!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. MY MY! What about a politeness thread.

[Dave Reynolds]

19. But my goodness, gracious human,

those threads rarely incite the kind of responses deemed worthy of the aforementioned padlock.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. Fuck yeah!!

[KitchenWitch]

16. We have to wait for Peggy to get here

We need her to drop another F-bomb! :P

[Dave Reynolds]

22. The sad part is,

I started it, left to go home, and it was gone before I could see any of it.

[KitchenWitch]

25. bummer

It caused quite a stir...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

46. I'm here, I 'm here already....

Look further down this fucking thread...

You will NOT be disappointed, I tell ya!

:evilgrin:


:loveya:

[Kurovski]

107. Hi, CG! I've blown the whole fucking day on DU,

and I've had a lot to swallow and digest.

But Soon I'll be getting off to troll for free pornography on the internets.

[RevCheesehead]

4. hello.

you called? :hi:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

14. Yer the best kinda clergy!

:woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

20. Thanks.

Figured if it's good enough for Jesus, I might as well hang out here, too. :)

[bigwillq]

5. Checking in...

I'm in that kind of mood.:evilgrin:

[DS1]

7. I AM the gutter

[Whoa_Nelly]

8. And I am the Gutter Maiden

Kneel in my filth!

[merh]

9. You called?

:hi:

:freak:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Yup, just trying to round us all up

I know, I know...it's like herding cats.

[merh]

23. Chester Trent Lott would love that you

used the title to his book! :puke:

So we gonna talk trash? :freak:

[RevCheesehead]

13. Shoulda figured you'd show up.

Hi, Merh, baby! :hi:

[merh]

26. Hi ya PopeCheesy!

So good to see my favorite spiritual leader hanging out with us in the gutter!

See, you do walk the walk! :hug:

:loveya:

[Evergreen Emerald]

15. I'm here!

How far down the gutter are we?

[Dave Reynolds]

24. Typically,

we would have to have a ladder to scratch a snake's belly.

[jpgray]

17. I'm only a DU Guttersnipe.

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

18. You are welcome here too

:D

[RevCheesehead]

27. Why is it that there are no sex threads in the Lounge?

Yet, apparently, you can masturbate in GD:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4460041&mesg_id=4460041

[KitchenWitch]

29. Good Question!

I guess we are the evil stepchildren.

[Name removed]

33. Deleted message

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[Dave Reynolds]

35. Whoops,

mastubation in GD is finito.

[RevCheesehead]

37. I guess you'll have to do it here.

:shrug: What? She called for gutterminds. :evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

38. Bwahhaaaa!

:rofl: :applause:

[elshiva]

63. Topic is missing. Please tell us about this?

[bridgit]

75. well, sure, but there's no 'release' in gd...

:rofl: :hide:

[Chovexani]

28. Whee!

Pervys get no love around here. :(

[KitchenWitch]

30. HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. Ok. Now do we do?

[KitchenWitch]

32. Not sure, it was my job to round everyone up...

Ask the activities director!

[Lexingtonian]

34. ahem, ahem....

Sgt. Lex reporting for duty, Sir!

[Name removed]

36. Deleted message

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[tigereye]

45. hmm thought I had seen everything!

well, maybe not! ;)

[bridgit]

65. bwahaha...

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

92. Oh my!

[bridgit]

95. tee-hee, such gentle sense & sensibilty...

i guess :shrug:

[Reverend_Smitty]

39. you said "in"

huh huh huh huh

[bliss_eternal]

40. Did someone say, gutter?

:spank:

;)

[Jamastiene]

41. Here! Can't resist that chance to proudly proclaim my

guttermind. I've no shame despite the right's extreme attempt to subdue me. :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

42. Do we need to post our Sleaze Score for admittance?

Or just go for it?

[6000eliot]

43. We are all in the gutter,

my dear Kitchenwitch, but some of us are looking at the stars. That was a sort of paraphrase of Oscar Wilde.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

44. I heard someone say my name....ask and you shall receive!

CaliforniaPeggy checking in...what the fuck's going on in here?

My mind is nearly ALWAYS in the gutter...:rofl:

[NMMNG]

47. My ears are burning--who has been talking about me again?

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. Aren't you calling out like half of DU with this thread?

:shrug:

[lildreamer316]

49. Good evening

Care for a dance?

[KitchenWitch]

51. I would love to dance!

:woohoo:

[In_The_Wind]

50. You called ...

I almost fell outta my fuck me pumps getting here ...

what's up ...

[tjwmason]

52. Having spend 9 years attending boys only schools

and ever since hanging around with Anglo-Catholics - I should damn well hope so.

:evilgrin:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

55. I bet you've got some great stories

:evilgrin:

[tjwmason]

77. If you were any closer

I'd rapidly build up an even bigger store of them :evilgrin:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

86. You have no idea how true that is

:P

[Lilith Velkor]

53. Yo!

[bridgit]

71. sup...

[MissHoneychurch]

54. I'm here

wouldn't be right if I would be missing

[KitchenWitch]

64. Hi MHC

How was your vacation? :hug:

[MissHoneychurch]

69. my vacation was wonderful

no gutter anywhere near me (hard to do with my mom nearby). As soon as I have my pictures developed I will post some

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

56. Sorry, my mind was in the Gutter and I didnt see this thread...

:hi:

[matcom]

57. I RESENT THIS!

my mind is as pure as the driven snow :P

[KitchenWitch]

59. And I am Halle Berry!

:P

[matcom]

70. hey Halle!

wanna come over and get nekkid and smear honey all over your body and...

oh wait :think:

[KitchenWitch]

72. LOL

In your very wildest w-----t dreams!

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

58. Gutter rhymes with Butter

[KitchenWitch]

60. And butter can never be bad, right???

[elshiva]

62. You have to say butt to say butter.

;) Mind is in the gutter...

[sendero]

61. Here!

I'm so nasty I dismay myself :)

[elshiva]

66. Most infamous gutter photo...

[Kurovski]

104. Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhhhhh

-cho!!

[name not needed]

67. Testicles.

That is all.

[bridgit]

68. ahem...

mod's :shrug:

[MissHoneychurch]

78. they are in the gutter themselves

:evilgrin:

[bridgit]

79. gracias, MissHoneychurch...

how goes your day :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

80. you're welcome

my day is good. Can't really complain. Still having off and I am able to post again after two weeks without comouter (vacation)

[bridgit]

81. ah, well it's certainly good to hear from you...

vacation is imo always good :thumbsup:

[MissHoneychurch]

82. it is

and it is never long enough

[bridgit]

84. too true, friend...

:D

[JVS]

73. How can any of you call yourselves that when this thread remains so...

incomplete http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3917442

[KitchenWitch]

76. ummmm

what do friends in Rome have to do with Gutterminds?

[JVS]

93. One who needs to ask that is no guttermind.

[Kurovski]

108. Yeah, they did butt stuff. Lots'n lots of butt stuff.

Oh, no wait. that's the Greeks.

The Romans just humped and ate themselves into oblivion, often doing both at the same time.

[Trigger Hippie]

74. I'm here! I'm here!

Just got outta the gutter and boy is my *bleep* tired. :silly:

[cfield]

83. for a proper little banker lady

I am queen of gutter minds!

[KitchenWitch]

85. Hello Guttermind Queen and Welcome to DU

[khashka]

87. I suppose I better check in

just as a matter of self respect.

I would have done so earlier but I was thinking about tjwmason at an all boys school and got distracted. Sorry.


Khash.

[tjwmason]

88. Gutter-mind - you?

I just can't believe it. :P

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

89. Hey khash

Was wondering where you were...this one was tailor made for you!

[khashka]

90. So I'm getting a reputation...

Well in the immortal words of Joan Jett:

I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation!

Anyway KitchenWitch, what happened? In a thread a while ago you said you wanted a spanking. I volunteered to do the honours but you never got back to me. I was heartbroken. I was looking forward to it and I give really good spankings.... Don't you want me, baby?

Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

91. I think that thread may have gotten locked before I could get back to you

I would love a spanking please, and do not go easy on me.

[khashka]

96. Some girls like a big softie

You want someone mean and bossy?

To (mis)quote a certain poet....

Baby, I'm your man!

(And if tj even thinks of commenting, he's getting one too)

Khash.

[tjwmason]

97. Is that a threat or a promise?

:evilgrin:

[khashka]

99. Both - which makes it the best kind

Khash.

[tjwmason]

100. So when does your flight arrive in the U.K.

or where's the nearest international airport to you?

[khashka]

101. Houston Intercontinental

I'll pick you up at the airport. Just tell me what time....

But you might be treading on dangerous ground. Most of my time as a prostitute was as a professional dom. And I go a lot easier on girl's than I do on boys. You sure you're up for it?

Khash.

[tjwmason]

103. I doubt that I could pull off pretending to be a girl

So it looks like I'm in for a fun time.

[usedtobesick]

94. pick me.... pick me...

[Parrcrow]

98. Here!

:hi:

just thinking my dirty thoughts.

[ralps]

102. Hi you all, I'm not sure I have a guttermind but I just thought I'd say Hi

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hi:

[greeneyedpookie]

105. Here!!!

n/t

GEP

:bounce:

[Kurovski]

106. Wow! fucking shit! 105 responses already!

I'm so vile, you could trash me by asking " Do you think of your mother with that mind?"

I've got a dirty joke on my "Pillboy" thread, go check it out.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3923880

Or don't check it out, ya' bastids!

[texas1928]

109. HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

[WCGreen]

110. I'm here but I'm goin out for some midnight munchies

at the all night dinner......

Yum Yum for the Tum Tum....

[In_The_Wind]

111. you would ... midnight munchies ...

[WCGreen]

113. Corned Beef Omelete with Swiss and grilled onions

and a salad

[In_The_Wind]

114. excellent

my kind of late night dinner ...

[WCGreen]

116. Damn staight

Hot meat and some melted cheese smothered in Grilled onions and surrounded by a fluffy confection of egg.....

[In_The_Wind]

121. better for breakfast than so late at night ...

I know I wouldn't be able to sleep after a late night dinner like that one ...

just sayin'

[Guy Fawkes]

112. And what do you mean by that?

wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

[xmas74]

115. If I lie about it

Khash will call me out. So I'll check in now.

[MissHoneychurch]

117. about time you show up

otherwise not only Kash would have called you out :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

118. you're bad ... you're bad ... you're bad ...

[MissHoneychurch]

119. me?? bad????

O8)

[In_The_Wind]

122. or very very good !

ya got any references ...

[xmas74]

120. I know sweetie.

I've been putting in alot of hours lately. Next day off I will have to catch you on Yahoo. We have alot to discuss, especially about my job(and you won't like what you hear-it's grounds for a lawsuit).