Post here and I'll give you really really bad advice

LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:17 AM
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Post here and I'll give you really really bad advice

Edited on Fri Aug-26-05 08:18 AM by LynneSin

really I will

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TK421

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:20 AM
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1. I could use some bad advice right now

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:21 AM
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3. If you have children in daycare I recommend the new....

...Michael Jackson Daycare Centers coming to a strip mall near you!!

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Rosie1223

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:21 AM
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2. Please help me

I'm teaching my teen daughter to drive. Any advise?

Thanks,
Rosie

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:22 AM
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5. Yes, Traffic Lights are merely a suggestion & it's ok to do what you want

Edited on Fri Aug-26-05 08:23 AM by LynneSin

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Rosie1223

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:23 AM
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7. Thanks!

You're just like "Dear Abby", only, well, different.

Rosie

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underpants

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:21 AM
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4. IS there any way this it is POSSIBLE for me to feel any more Mantastic?

:shrug:

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:23 AM
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6. MIght I suggest the new John Bolton line of Hair Replacement Products!!

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cleofus1

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:24 AM
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8. well then

i want to learn to play a new instrument...any suggestions?

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:26 AM
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10. I say that we have a need for more talented Cowbellers out there!

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cleofus1

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:27 AM
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12. i wonder if

there are any cowbell player openings for blue oyster cult?

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Richardo

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:24 AM
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9. What should I do about this rash?

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:27 AM
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11. Try a mixture of Cat Hair, Flower Pollen and Drano

Should clear it up real nicely

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Richardo

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:33 AM
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13. Oh, *CAT* hair!

That'll make all the difference, I'm sure. Thanks, Lynne!

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brokensymmetry

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:35 AM
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14. What should I tell my boss?

In the Friday staff meeting? :evilgrin:

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:57 AM
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20. That his breath stinks and he's a really really bad manager

that'll start the meeting off on the right foot!

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:42 AM
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15. I don't feel like doing any work today. What should I tell the boss?

Edited on Fri Aug-26-05 08:45 AM by Midlodemocrat

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:56 AM
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19. Peer within the depths of your soul and tell him how you really feel

then and only then you will really really be free!

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Evergreen Emerald

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:44 AM
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16. My bananas are turning brown

What shall I do?

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:58 AM
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22. Bananas should not be eaten until they are fully brown and covered...

...in fruit flies

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kick-ass-bob

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:45 AM
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17. What should I do about the ants in my mailbox?

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:58 AM
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23. Chocolate

Chocolate Covered Ants - YUMMY!

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Sannum

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:45 AM
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18. what should I do with this old bottle of muscle relaxers?

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:59 AM
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24. The safest way to dispose of them is orally

Might I suggest a fifth of Jack Daniels to swallow them down

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woo me with science

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:58 AM
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21. I want to impress my boss.

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LynneSin

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Fri Aug-26-05 08:59 AM
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25. Impress him with how long you can go without bathing or deoderant

:D

Wait, you already are

:loveya:

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