Is my wife in here? Is it safe to come in?

AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:31 PM
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Is my wife in here? Is it safe to come in?

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Shell Beau

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:34 PM
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1. Uh oh! What did you do?

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LisaM

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:38 PM
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3. Exactly what popped into my head

'fess up. What was it?

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:43 PM
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5. er, nothing, just looking for some peace and quiet.

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Shell Beau

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:44 PM
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7. WELL IT IS REALLY LOUD IN HERE TODAY!

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Double T

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:36 PM
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2. Have not seen your wife. You enter DU at your own risk.....

specially if you are a masquerading freeper.

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:43 PM
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4. please...

get a grip on yourself. Search the posts.

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Shell Beau

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:43 PM
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6. I think he may have been teasing!

:shrug: ;)

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:45 PM
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8. good point. I'll get a grip on myself instead.

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4_Legs_Good

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:25 PM
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18. Then you won't have to worry about your wife either!

:)

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:28 PM
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19. laugh it up, 'cause she's gonna kick both our asses for joking about her.

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4_Legs_Good

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:39 PM
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20. We better enjoy it while we can then!

:toast: :beer: :toast:

david

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:50 PM
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21. yeah, here's to borrowed time (clink)

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Beer Snob-50

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:46 PM
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9. your wife left an hour ago

after she made me lunch and cleaned the sink....many in the lounge are slobs!

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:46 PM
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10. sweet. where's the barkeep?

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Texasgal

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:55 PM
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11. Right here....sir...

What's your posion?

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Beer Snob-50

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:56 PM
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12. how about a long island ice tea

and please take off the ten gallon hat and those pistols.

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Texasgal

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:06 PM
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14. Alright....

I'll ditch the boot and the pistols, but I'm keepin' the cockroach killers... ( the boots! ) :)

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Beer Snob-50

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:09 PM
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16. that is fine barkeep!! nt

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 01:57 PM
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13. Let's go easy to start. Eight vodaka slammers and a can of Fosters.

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Texasgal

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:07 PM
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15. Who's driving

Son? :P

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:19 PM
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17. Never been great at planning ahead. You got room in the VW for me?

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Debi

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:55 PM
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22. Hey honey, found this....explain it now!

Edited on Fri Aug-26-05 02:59 PM by Debi

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texas1928

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Fri Aug-26-05 02:57 PM
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23. Purple?

:shrug:

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Debi

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Fri Aug-26-05 03:01 PM
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24. Hey ya Tex!

:hi:

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AnarchoFreeThinker

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Fri Aug-26-05 03:01 PM
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25. Oh, sonofa! Bye everybody, I have to go. Here are my balls back, dear.

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Debi

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Fri Aug-26-05 03:06 PM
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26. Why do you people let him in here when you know he's not allowed

out by himself? :grr:

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