Tom Cruise Denies Being A Homosexual

[StopTheMorans]

When It Is In The Public's Best Interest to know the Real, Unadulterated Truth About His Sexuality. Discuss

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Does he also deny being an asshole?

[StopTheMorans]

3. only if the supreme Thetan tells him to do so

moran :crazy:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Are you calling me a moran????

:grr:


Or Tom Cruise?

[StopTheMorans]

6. Tom Cruise, but I've got mor'an enough to go around

moran :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

20. I'll go you one better.

Freeper.


:evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

23. hey, i've been posting on the DU for 1000's of posts

:cry:

[madinmaryland]

33. You called him what???

:yoiks:


I am going to have to hit the "alert" button!

[crispini]

2. Are you bored today?

I have to admit, I'm bored. But I'd rather just hang out and chat than have a flamewar. Wassup? :hi:

[StopTheMorans]

5. no, i am on a mission to find out the truth of Tom Cruise's sexuality

for the good of the world. but I'll still wave at you :hi: :D

[crispini]

7. LOL. Well good luck with that.

Just post on DU about it a lot, that'll work. :P

[StopTheMorans]

9. i know; i keep trying, and keep believing i'll find something

i think there's a quote about the definition of insanity somewhere in there :D

[Beer Snob-50]

8. i think the real question is not whether he is gay,,,,,,

he is..but the real question is how is he considered one of the great actors of our time.

[StopTheMorans]

10. is that on the gay agenda?

:shrug:

[Beer Snob-50]

11. i believe it is...

as well as all men getting manscaped and there nails done ala queer eyes.

[StopTheMorans]

15. so if i manscape, does that mean that i'm subscribing to the agenda?

if so, then i guess i'd better tell my girlfriend :silly:

[Beer Snob-50]

21. sorry man!!

she may be a beard!!

[StopTheMorans]

22. no way!

:wow:

[Beer Snob-50]

24. i wouldn't lie to you!!

it was recently in a leading men's magazine/

[StopTheMorans]

26. oh well, i've been wanting to get more excited about home decor lately

but it just isn't permitted under straight protocols. now i can get as crazy as I want to be :woohoo:

[Beer Snob-50]

29. go for it.

[WCGreen]

12. I must know so that I can have a theological reason to hate his movies

[StopTheMorans]

16. interesting thought

[WCGreen]

13. I must know so that I can have a theological reason to hate his movies

[Jara sang]

14. Kick for juxtaposition with my copycat

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[StopTheMorans]

17. kick for the endless search for knowledge and truth

:kick:

[Zuni]

18. You are a great American

it is time patriots stand up to the Tom Cruise agenda! :patriot:

[StopTheMorans]

19. from one great American to another

"and i'm proud to be an American, where at least it's my right to know if Tom Cruise is gay or not" :patriot:

[ronnykmarshall]

25. Oh thank GOD!!

We don't want him anyway.

[StopTheMorans]

27. that's the problem; no one wants him

[Debi]

30. even Katie?

:cry:

[StopTheMorans]

31. i hope that, for the sake of humanity, she does

[Debi]

32. But, what if they reproduce?

Will the baby have to reach Clear?

[StopTheMorans]

34. i don't think that, without the aid of certain "reproductive assistance"

that they will be able to naturally. let's hope so, for the good of humankind.

[Zenlitened]

28. Homosexuals Say: "You Can Keep Him. He's Yours."

:D