Wehweese Wodewick!

[bleedingheart]

so....any one ready for a Python quote thread...

This one is my favorite cuz...my honey's name is Wodewick...hahahah

[gmoney]

1. "he has a wife you know..."

"her name is Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks."

Palin's delivery of the first part of that line is SO masterful.

[bleedingheart]

2. "The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example. "

[KitchenWitch]

3. nudge nudge, say no more

[kmla]

4. "And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."

Nah.

Oh, sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one.

No. Fuck off. I'm full.

Oh, sir. Hmm? It's only wafer thin.

Look. I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Oh, sir, just-- just one.

All right. Just one.

[Alcibiades]

5. A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[AlGore-08.com]

6. Fetch me... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!

[bleedingheart]

7. "I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'"

[lastknowngood]

8. Are you proposing eating my mother?

Yea
Cooked not raw.
I am feeling a bit Peckish.

[miss_kitty]

9. Do you find my thpeech wisible?

[Draill]

10. No. 1: The Larch n/t