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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 07:24 PM
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There were these 3 Surgeons out playing golf
when one brags that he once reattached both hands on a patient and he latter became a concert pianist. The second surgeon said well that's nothing he reattached both of a patients legs and he latter became a marathon runner. The third one said well I can top that I had this Texan that had this terrible accident and there was nothing left of him except a horse's ass and a hat after I put him back together he became President of the US.
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 12:07 PM
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1. shameless kick, I just love this joke!!!
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 12:41 PM
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2. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-27-05 12:42 PM
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3. ..
:rofl:

i like it!
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