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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 09:30 PM
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:


"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"


ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 09:37 PM
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1. Love it, I'm stealing the image
but I would have said that cats can see in the dark. Light bulbs are for lesser beings.
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quisp Donating Member (926 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 10:11 PM
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2. I'm staff??? Woo Hoo!
I thought I was an indentured servant...
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-26-05 10:16 PM
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3. My cat pays me NOTHING.
'Cept poops in his litter box
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:09 AM
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4. But those are treats for you.
Didn't you know that?
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 08:42 AM
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5. When we pull in the driveway and see angry cat in window
S.O. says in falsetto 'cat voice'

"I don't remember giving the servants the evening off! Where is my dinner?!"
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 09:08 AM
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6. Cats vs. dogs:
Dog: "You feed me and care for me and love me--you must be a GOD!"

Cat: "You feed me and care for me and love me--I must be a GOD!"
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