How many members of the Bush administration...

[ninkasi]

I got this in an e-mail. Hope it hasn't already been posted, but if it has, it's still good.

"How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?"

Ten

"1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

"2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the
light bulb needs to be changed;

"3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

"4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are
either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;

"5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Halliburton for the new light bulb;

"6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb
Accomplished';

"7. One administration insider to resign and in detail
reveal how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;

"8. One to viciously smear No. 7;

"9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how
George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all
along;

"10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
country."

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. LOL. I liked this one especially.........

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a
janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb
Accomplished';

[ninkasi]

2. Yeah, except he'd fall off the ladder

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