Ewww--we just got a letter from the White House--

[coffeenap]

I carried it by its corner, far away from my face.

[hobbit709]

1. Did you have on a lead apron

and isolation suit?

[coffeenap]

3. No--but I immediately took a very high powered shower.

[complain jane]

2. Oh thank God you realized early what you were dealing with.

It didn't get near your food or anything did it?

[coffeenap]

4. yes, then no, I evacuated the kids from the immediate area.

[complain jane]

5. Did you dispose of it yourself or did you have to call someone

[coffeenap]

6. Who shall I call? The rabid animal control people?

[Tallison]

7. Have a rabies biscuit

They drop them around Maryland and Virginia this time of year. :D

[coffeenap]

8. mmmmm, rabies biscuit

[miss_kitty]

12. the bomb squad

I think it needs to be blown up by professionals in a controlled environment...


OK Just Kidding. I don't condone false calls to the bomb squad.

[complain jane]

13. Haz-Mat

The Hazardous Matter disposal people in those crazy spacesuits?

[Avalux]

9. I got a survey the other day from the RNC -

they were kind enough to include a reply envelope, so I printed "FUGWB" in big black letter, stuck it in the envelope and sent it off. :D

[coffeenap]

10. A perfectly appropriate response.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Wow....what a terrific response!

Insult them....and at their expense!

Good for you!

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[bliss_eternal]

14. When I get the retn. e-mails from there, I feel I need to have my

computer debugged.

:puke:

You just know it's filled w/viruses and bugs for your system.

[tedoll78]

15. Eww - BURN IT, BURN IT, BURN IT!

Don't let its evil permeate the other written materials around your home! :P