A bit of levity amongst Hurricane Preparations in Louisiana

[BOSSHOG]

NEW ORLEANS, my favorite city in the known universe has an ordnance which has been in effect for about five years. When Katrina passes on and we rebuild, there is no doubt you will want to visit the Big Easy. Keep in mind that it is against the law to have sex in public IF THE PURPOSE OF SUCH AN ACT IS TO DRAW A CROWD.

I may ask the city fathers to waive that ordnance for an appropriate period of time to help the locals and visitors as well get over the effects Katrina has on the world's greatest city.

[steve2470]

1. are you serious ? *grin* nt

[BOSSHOG]

4. ABSOLUTELY

The genesis of the ordnance: The Gay community has their annual Southern Decadence Festival in New Orleans over Labor Day Weekend, (next weekend.) About five years ago a Baptist "Minister" took a video camera down to the quarter and videtaped activity for hours and hours and hours (most likely for private consumption.) He took the tapes to the city council on his high horse and insisted that the powers that be do something about the "decadence." I think someone with a sense of humor craftily worded the ordnance.

[matcom]

2. i've always wanted to visit your fair city

THAT just might give me the 'kick in the pants' i need :D

[BOSSHOG]

5. MATCOM has never been to New Orleans?

How dare you! If you are averse to mass quantities of alcohol and random acts of nudeness and food that is totally incredible then stay away. Otherwise, come on down. But not right now.

[matcom]

7. boy do YOU speak my language!

:D

alcohol? nudeness? food?

shit. i'm coming down RIGHT NOW (fuck that hurricane shite)! :D

[geomon666]

3. Dumblaws.com has a million of them

For instance, it's against the law in the State of Floriduh to have sex with a porcupine.

I don't know which is worse, the law, or the fact that someone had to do it for it to be against the law and got caught.

[youthere]

6. What if you don't mean to draw a crowd?

Is it okay then?

[geomon666]

8. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

in Florida. :shrug:

[trof]

9. "Son, are y'all tryin' to draw a crowd?" "Nossir, officer."

"OK, move along then."
Love it.