Two more milestones in my evil plot to destroy the American Family.

[Liberal Veteran]

As you know from listening to such educated sources as Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson, and George Bush, that as a gay man I am actively working to destroy the...ahem..."American family".

This weekend, I managed to hit two milestones.

I put a new oak parquet floor in my office and to be even more evil, my boyfriend and I went to the elderly lady's house next door and installed a shower bar for her to steady herself and a new shower head with a hose so she doesn't have to stand at all if she doesn't want to.

What sort of evil will I bring to America next weekend?

And is my evil plan working?

[KitchenWitch]

1. I hope you did not misplace your gay agenda

while you were doing all of that work.

[FloridaPat]

2. I need some plumbing in my house.. You can work you evil here anytime.

Reminds me of a story from Woody Guthrie. When he was riding the rails during the Depression, he was told by his fellow travelers not to go to the churces for food. They only gave lectures. He should go to the poor sections of town. He tried the churches. They lectured on getting a job and being an upstanding citizen. Then he went to the poor sections where they shared what little food they had.

You can imagine my opinion of your educated sources. Keep up the evil work.

[Guy Fawkes]

3. Gasp!

Just think how many marriages you destroyed with all of that evil work!

[Bunny]

4. You bastard!

;)

Good for you and your boyfriend! :thumbsup:

[Darth_Kitten]

5. Drive the lady to the market?

Mow her lawn?

Help her in some other evil way?


Very impressive plot I say. ;)

[lildreamer316]

6. Very good evil one!!

I shall join your evil plotting soon......now where is that evil pagan agenda? I've misplaced it somewhere....

[NMMNG]

7. I like the cut of your jib

Your toaster oven is on the way via UPS.

[brack]

8. Your agenda...

Another example of the liberal agenda. Next thing you know, ALL elderly ladies will be demanding equal shower head and safety bar rights.

I for one, REFUSE to allow 'Merica to be reduced to a socialized hygiene state.

:evilgrin: