Man finds pregnant sheep in bed, calls cops

[Kire]

Sheep in bed a bit of a yarn
27 August 2005

A Wanaka man may have had the wool pulled over his eyes after he called 111 to report he had woken up to find a sheep in his bed, police say.

Senior Constable Ian Henderson said the 19-year-old man sounded rather traumatised when he contacted police at 2.21am on Wednesday.

"He said he had woken up to find a sheep sleeping in his bed and he was sure it was pregnant."

Police did not ask how the young man came to that conclusion.

More: http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3390918a4560,00.html

[NMMNG]

1. "Police did not ask how the young man came to that conclusion."

Sometimes you don't ask because you don't want to hear the possible answers....

[Richard Steele]

2. Coming to FOX this fall: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell: Lonely Down Under"

[peacefreak]

3. But

did he still respect her in the morning?

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Headline: "I'm not the baby's father!"

[JohnnyBoots]

5. Police find man in bathtub of milk surrounded by cornflakes....

they think it is a cereal killer........

[Kire]

6. kick

that sheep out of bed

[BiggJawn]

7. I take it he's denying paternity?

Wanker! Own up to your kid!
:evilgrin:

"Your mother? well, she looked a LOT like Ewe..."

[Not_Giving_Up]

8. Ah, such intellect!

Why did he call the cops? Why didn't he put the sheep outside? Why does he assume that she's preggers even if he did the deed with her? Was she in season?

[moof]

9. he could tell she was pregnant by her

sheepish grin