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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:33 AM
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I just ate parsley and I'm not a vegetarian, what do I do?
I was tricked into it, it was on a plate with a huge steak and a baked potato. It was so small I didn't even notice it. But I ate it. I'm sure of it and it was green! I ate a food that was green! Shoot, I'm not a vegetarian or a vegan, will I get sick? Did I break any laws?:P
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:34 AM
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1. Quick! EAT some
Garlic to counteract it! :P
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:35 AM
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2. Fonzie eats parsely
It keeps him refreshed. Seriously I saw that episode this week.
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Igel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:44 AM
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3. Quick. Start an all-vegetarian diet.
Round up all your vegetarian friends, and hold a barbecue.

Be sure to put any food they bring out front (with appropriate traps) to attract additional vegetarians: they keep well when properly dressed.

After a week or so, you can go off your all-vegetarian diet and resume eating cows, pigs, chickens, and the occasional turkey.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:46 AM
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I checked the manual. It's a garnish, so it doesn't count.
You're safe.
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:46 AM
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4. enjoy the fresh breath!
:)
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:48 AM
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5. get some sage rosmary and thime.
n/t
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:49 AM
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6. Hurry
Eat a hot dog. It will cleanse your system.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:50 AM
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7. Is sauerkraut a vegetable? I don't want to screw up again.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 12:34 PM
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14. Yes, it is
Avoid it.

However, bright green pickle relish is not, so you're safe there.

Ever vigilant ...........
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:51 AM
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8. Take 2 aspirin
and call me in the morning.;(
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yewberry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 11:52 AM
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9. Bad news, man.
If you ate the potato, too...it's too late.

You can try turning off the lights and not answering the door when they come to get you, but that almost never works.

Sorry.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 12:00 PM
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10. Quick, there's no time to waste,
You need to counteract the parsley immediately with a big plate of fried sausages, bacon and ham.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 12:07 PM
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13. Just as long as they are Krusty Brand Pork Products
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 12:05 PM
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11. Nominated to spread the advice just in case this would happen to
any of the rest of us. Scary, :scared:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 12:06 PM
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12. I'm afraid you have to kill yourself.
:P
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-05 01:57 PM
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15. syrup of ipecac, and soon.
that green stuff is soylent you know.
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