So I stood there, reading DU quietly...

[WindRavenX]

...when my SO, clad in boxers and scratching his balls, gave details as to the amound of bowel movement he had just undergone.

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Oh lord.
I lurve him.

edit: this really did just happen and for some reason I am not grossed out.

[XanaDUer]

1. This is a thing men do.

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[Deja Q]

11. I'm a man and I don't do that...

Of course, I'm gay...

[Redstone]

18. Not me either, cool, and I'm not gay.

So that's not a factor.

Redstone

[blueknight]

2. i have a new idol

that dude must really be cool:yourock:

[WindRavenX]

5. I dunno...

...if 'cool' is the word.
Maybe 'shit factory' is a better choice :D


He also said "now I can eat another sandwich".
AAAHAHAH!! :rofl:

[ajacobson]

3. One of my dogs

will occasionally bring me a poo-sickle during the winter. He likes to share.

Moral: humans are animals, too. :-)

[havocmom]

12. My dog likes to take his stuffed toy puppies outside to his poop place

He sets them down, smiles then pees on the fence. Comes over to check their progress, smiles again then dances a merry jig about his 'pretend' talents.

[Zomby Woof]

4. LOL!

Nini can relate. ;-)

[BikeWriter]

6. TMI!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. ROFLMAO!

He's a keeper! I love it...laughing my foolish head off!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[skygazer]

8. Ah, love

Thy name is excrement!

Seriously, we've found ourselves doing the same here at casa de skygazer. I guess when you truly think of your SO as being a part of you, everything is fodder for discussion. Rather sweet in a strange sort of way.

[WindRavenX]

9. boundries don't exist

THE MAN FARTS ON MY GODDAMN FACE =P

[liberalhistorian]

10. Geez, now I appreciate what

I'm truly missing by not being married or living with a member of the male species. :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Orsino]

13. This can only be True Love.

Congratulations to the both of you!

And expecially to your SO, on the occasion of that magnificent movement.

[WindRavenX]

17. heeeh

:evilgrin:

He's bragging about it still...

[DawgHouse]

14. I think that back in "caveman days"

this must have been very impressive to the cave woman. Maybe that's why men today still brag about it.

[LynneSin]

15. I'm so going to get in trouble for this but...

[sasquatch]

16. Is this the Morman?

Shouldn't he be out there trying to convert people to the church of latter day saints and the gospel of Brigham Young.

[JVS]

19. Hey, what kind of missionary are you going to listen to...

the kind that takes massive solid shits or one that squeezes out a this wretched gruel-like stool?

[Moderator]

20. Locking

These kinds of discussions are against the rules. Please keep bodily function issues private.