WTF is R Kelly Doing? Is that supposed to be a song?

[bettyellen]

is this actually a fucking song? chuck and kathy and rufus?
this has got to be the most boring menage a trois ever.
and i knew poor chuck was gonna get the french walk. so sad, really.

[DS1]

1. but in the finale he's going to have a bucket of piss dumped on him

like in Carrie

[xultar]

2. I wasn't watching but I'll set my tivo now.

[bettyellen]

4. it's very weird-- almost spoken word- stuff about a couple and he

catches her cheating and them he gets busted for cheating too... with a guy (chuck) it goes on and on for what seems like ten minutes... theres a gun, some rolling on the floor and big cresendo finish with a suprise ending.
i believe i could cry......

[Fenris]

3. John Travolta will be behind the stage, laughing maniacally.

Then he will die.

[DS1]

5. and his body will be thrown into a woodchipper aimed towards the hired

crowd.

[Fenris]

7. Needless to say, if I was in charge of the VMAs, they'd be fun.

And there would be no survivors.

[DS1]

10. or make the take home bags filled with iPods that

are really bombs, like roaches going back to the nest

[miss_kitty]

8. ahhhh!

the coveted 'water-cooler moment'

[bettyellen]

9. if you didn't see this performance, you have to.

it is so fucking strange. i'm still laughing my ass off. i have to find the lyrics.

[bettyellen]

6. teenage piss? he'll dig it...

like in that other video.

[barackmyworld]

11. It's not a song, it's an epic journey

There are like 10 more chapters coming

[bettyellen]

13. i keep hearing "and then he said... and then she said.....

and the rest is just creeping and cheating.
did you have a great time in ny? get your textiles? hope so!

[jmm]

12. It is the song that never ends

yes it goes on and on my friends...

How many damn "chapters" can he come up with to that thing? I will admit to liking the Trey Songz version of it.

I haven't seen the performance everyone is eluding to but I know the song and R Kelly so I can only imagine.

[robertarctor]

14. Here. This should help you understand that pile of crap

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100

[henslee]

15. R Kelly could crap on a ritz and it would sell. The guy is a life

force, an enigma and as I'm saying this, I dont really dig him. I will say, watchng a bunch of kindergarten kids singing "I believe I can fly" almost makes me dig him.

[WhollyHeretic]

16. I was absolutely stunned when I first heard that

It's a horribly told boring story, really just a horrible absurdity. I am still amazed that this was actually recorded and is being played.