I'm posting naked

[tjwmason]

We don't seem to have had one of these for a wee while - it's a bank holiday here in England, and I'm being a totally lazy git and have yet to get dressed. :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

1. pictures to proof?

you know it isn't working without the proof :evilgrin:

[tjwmason]

2. I would happily

just a pity that the rules forbid it.

[MissHoneychurch]

3. excuses, excuses

LOL

[tjwmason]

4. Now you're tempting my wicked-side to take and post some

Every DUer looking here would vomit in unison - then the thread would be locked - then I'd be banned.

As I don't really want any one of those things to happen, still less all 3, I'm stuck as to my actions.

But you're very bad for encouraging me. :spank:

[Clintmax]

5. "Every DUer looking here would vomit in unison..."

Ummm...NOT!

[tjwmason]

8. How would you know?

You have to ask very nicely before learning things like that. :evilgrin:

[MissHoneychurch]

6. why do you think I have a devil as avater?

:evilgrin:

and you are cute, no one will be running away ....

[tjwmason]

10. See what you've made me do now.

I'm being bullied so much.

On your head be it. :P

[tjwmason]

7. If you insist

But I look absolutely terrible in it.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. we're missing 3/4

:grr:

[tjwmason]

11. I spot a typo

That should read "we're missing 3/4 thank goodness for that"

[MissHoneychurch]

12. you don't look horrible

not at all

... now the next part :evilgrin:

[moof]

13. Who is the female in the picture on the calendar behind you on the wall ?

[tjwmason]

14. It doesn't give her name

The picture is Jack Vettriano "The Letter".

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Hey there, my dear tjwmason!

Posting naked, huh? Well whatever turns you on, baby!

For myself, I prefer to sit around in my clothes...I find that I get cold if I'm more or less undressed....plus I don't really like how my body looks w/out clothing...

The gentle art of camouflage, don't you know?

Hope you're having a lovely day on your bank holiday....

:loveya:

[tjwmason]

16. Chaq'un a son gout

My guiding principle.

It's only on very rare that I do go about in any state of undress too - and certainly wouldn't dream of inflicting it on anybody else.

I now feel and look somewhat closer to a human being as I've showered and shaved - which makes all the difference in the world.