Time once again for-Things that have never happened to you

[underpants]

Me?

No one has ever picked out a very special Thermos for me

You?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

Nor do I have a special Thermos

I have, however, never broken a bone or required stitches (a HUGE knock on wood!). I have also had the misfortune of never experiencing childbirth.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. No one has ever erected a monument to me.

[kick-ass-bob]

5. that you know of....

:yoiks:

[underpants]

7. I believe.... I believe men should put women on a pedestal

high enough to see up their dress

-old Steve Martin routine

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[leftofthedial]

26. but you have had no other erection problems I trust

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. I have never...

been bitten in the nutsack by a rampaging Komodo Dragon while performing The Macarana at a Greek Wedding beneath a red and white striped tent on the ice flows of McMurdo sound.

Seriously, never... it's never happened.

[underpants]

3. Oh, a GREEK wedding

Very important distinction

[Richardo]

4. A *Greek* wedding?

In that case, me neither. :)

[Heidi]

6. I have never:

a. been to a rodeo

b. been pregnant

c. dipped snuff

[The empressof all]

8. I have never.....

Danced with the angels on the head of a pin.......

[Bullwinkle925]

17. I'm sorry for you - it's a wonderful experience. I did it last evening.

O8)

[meegbear]

9. I've never done shots of tequilla with Gore Vidal ...

or Rose Marie.

[underpants]

16. Seriously

you need to get out more

[tjwmason]

10. I have never been flirted with.

:cry:

Okay that's a lie, and a damned obvious one too.

[mcscajun]

12. I have never consumed Pina Coladas while getting caught in the rain.

I've never been hit by flying debris during a hurricane.

I've never done the chicken dance at a wedding.

I've never just been GIVEN a car...with or WithOUT a bow on it.

[In_The_Wind]

13. no one has written a book about me

I don't think I got a very special thermos either.

just sayin'

[MN ChimpH8R]

14. I've never stood on my head in a bucket of live squid.

Maybe I missed something :shrug:

[MissMillie]

15. I have never

won more than $400 on a lottery ticket.

[Bullwinkle925]

18. I have never skipped rocks atop the whipped cream of a hot fudge sundae.

I have never had the door hit me where the 'Good Lord split me'.

I have never awakened upon a featherbed in the middle of a forest.


:eyes:

[progmom]

19. I have never...

...held a real gun.

...bought anything from an infomercial.

...played the cello.

...asked a stranger if they had any Grey Poupon.

[Spacemom]

20. I've never

run naked through the forest. Though I've often wanted to. :blush:

[The White Tree]

21. I've never:

Put my nose to the grindstone.

And if you saw my nose,I'm sure you'd hate to see the grindstone.

-That too is a Steve Martin bit

[WeRQ4U]

22. Since turning 4, no one has ever given me a bare butt spanking in public

[SoCalDem]

23. Now you've done it.. Shall I log the offers for you

:)

[davsand]

24. I have never had anyone drink champagne from my slipper.

Come to think of it, I've never owned any slippers that were not fuzzy...



Laura

[leftofthedial]

25. there was that time I wasn't driving through the Mojave Desert

when the demented family of chainsaw murderers started chasing me, inflicting sexually depraved and violent acts on my person.

But the soundtrack was great.

[underpants]

27. Glad that didn't happen

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[leftofthedial]

28. yeah, nothing cool ever happens to me

just the same old, um, grind.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. I've never....

flirted with anyone....

or had an affair...


One of these is true...the other is false...Which is which?



:blush:

[underpants]

30. I think the one about not having a fuzzy slipper is false

:hi:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

31. never been visited by the ghost of Truman Capote after four p.m.

[regularguy]

32. I have never received

expressed written consent from Major League Baseball to show pictures, descriptions, and accounts from a game. :(