I bit the Sheriff, but I did not bite the deputy!

[havocmom]

Spike the Cat is boppin around the house, trying to affix long, woolly strands of fur off the dog's ass to her head like bleached dread locks... doin Marely and acting all tough

I bit the Sheriff, but I did not bite the deputy... Uh huh, uh huh.. Bad Kitty! BAAAAAD kitty! Kitty Bad Uh huh....

Our local sheriff and a deputy came by this morning to drop off new uniform shirts for me to put their embroidered patches on. The man really loves cats and got down to play with Spike. She was being very sweet. He asked if she had her claws removed...

Uh, no, she is just lulling you into a false sense of security. Be careful, especially if you have a rare blood type cuz she is a vicious killer. He chortled. Then he picked her up.

Cute little kitty cat's eyes clouded up and turned black, a sure sign that somebody is about to bleed. Oh, such a cute kitty cat... YEOOOOOWWWW! Cat now has the Sheriff held firmly with four feet, 18 ginsu claws and a young, healthy set of teeth.

New deputy damned near choked to death trying not to laugh out loud.

Anyway, Spike managed to not get shot, probably cuz da Sheriff couldn't have dawn his sidearm.

I gingerly disengaged all her sharp parts from the man's arms and hands. He asked if I could bring the shirts by the cop shop when I was done as he wasn't sure when he could drop by again.

So if I ever have to call 911, am I totally SOL?